Moose Hunting

Two Polish hunters from Chicago hire a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They bag six moose.

As they start loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.

The two men object strongly, stating, "Last year, we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded.

Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane can't handle the load and goes down a few minutes after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck, Stasiu asks Wladek, "Any idea where we are"?

Wladek replies, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year!"


The Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing"? she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh! Killing any"? she asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart"?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."