red = ret

consume= conshume


thank you= tankiyou

Food - Foodt

y'all, i've never laughed so hard in my life!
some funny shit up here
make i add some hausa pronounciation:

television - telebishin
phone - pone
telephone - teleho (special dialect)
for - po
engine - injin
come - kwom
people  - feofle

lolzzzz. .

working - walking
church - churchi
service - safici
sharp - chap

google - goggle

Joke - Yoke

z------ zed
insult------ hinsult
abuse------ habuse
ugly-----------huccly

Sleep - zleep

jesus christ, this thread is so hilarious!
i can't even laugh anymore

P.D.P = Fee Dee Fee

kemjisuper. lmao. see as you finish our fellow hausa feofle.

lmao


Thief - Fief

silencer - salensa
trafficator/pointer - transfikato
Saturday - saoda
Peugeot - pijo, pijot
salon - salun
carton - catun
instead of saying i am on my knees some say i am on my kneels
barbeach -babeesh

now back to topic

cognac - conyak
surrey quays - sorry keys
plumber - plumer
woolwich,norwich - woolich,norich etc (all the wich areas in UK have their 'w' silent
Leicester - lester
yacht - yot

yes---- Yels
Chess- Chelss

Roadblock:

yes---- Yels
Chess- Chelss

abi o, roadblock. i knew something was missing here. 

also,
confused - convunced
kneel down there - nee down dere or lee down dere
stool - stood         as in ba mi mu stood yen wa. 

booth - boot
but - bet
luck - lucki
person - pesin
pencil - pensu
hospital - hospitu
ate - et
computer - computa
bath - baf
textbook - tesbook

and the ever present h-factor for the english-challenged yoruba peeps 

i hate you - i ate you
my house - ma ouse
egg - hegg
head - ead
l (el) - hel

Super , Zuper

Nation- Nason
Shout - Sout

Ibadan People abeg no vex

Solid - zolid

@Queen2

I know what I am about to say is somewhat off topic (please indulge me posters)
but can I just mention what an awesomely fine looking babe
you are. You can be my Queen anyday.(if only!!!)

You even got your headtie to match your curtains.

VOR, abeg vamoose commot this forum if you no dey contribute.
stop spoiling the flow of things.

soulpatrol:

VOR, abeg vamoose commot this forum if you no dey contribute.
stop spoiling the flow of things.

@Soulpatrol

Na wa o. It is not up to that ke.

Oya put your own pisho(note the funny pronunciation ) make I serenade
you with compliments too.

@ VOR. i just dey play with you. biko, i no wan put my pisho for this here place, you fit complement me nevertheless. just pretend i'm fina than halle berry.

Bisi - Visis

chinchin - shinshin
buns - bons
groundnut - granot
pizza - pissa
chocomilo - shocomilo
milk - mik
sugar - shuga
salt - sot

buns is actually bonce

and milk is meek

i heard this one in a yoruba movie, i swear it was hilarious! it was obviously a mispronounciation, but then again, wetin concern naija movies with editing?

refurbish - refublish

abi o debosky. na your people be that o. but we are all guilty of misponounciation. it took me ages to stop saying "baf" insetad of "bath"
wetin i go do? i be naija girl now

na so oh my sista, habits die hard, but we still be naija till we die

soulpatrol:

abi o debosky. na your people be that o. but we are all guilty of misponounciation. it took me ages to stop saying "baf" insetad of "bath"
wetin i go do? i be naija girl now

I don't know where you are located Soul patrol but in the UK
Southern English people say -barf and northerners say -baf
just like you used to. Which is correct? Take your choice.

Verizon - Erizen

bathroom - baffrum