Access bank, corper! You're pre-approved for instant payday advance. No documents required. Dial *901*11# or visit www.my payday.com to apply. I shook my head for this country when I received this message from Access bank. Although a layman would feel like an ant inside a pyramid of sugar but not me. An erudited intellectual economist. Ok, here is the simplification of the scenario. Let's say my Father gave iya Kudi 19800 to give me when they met in Abuja in May. Instead of handling over the money to me, Iya Kudi however, PLANTED the money on Mama Acciata's farm based on the negotiated rate of interest afoot.
Unfortunately for me, there is a wide communication lacuna between me and my dad at present. The funniest part of everything is that Mama Acciata contacted me yesterday to know if I'm interested in applying for the money inform of loan/advance. (With an undisclosed interest rate), the money that was supposed to be in my possession. In the first place.

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