Iloveafrica:
#secSchoolInNigeria how we pray in chapel after the news of mass failure in further maths.

u got me here, my first time doing further maths in ss 1 n i heard it was mass failure.make I no lie I do same for chapel n at d end of d day Na 24% oooo

Me in maths class.
Mental torture and a waste of precious brain cells on minutes I will never get back.

I laughed so hard

yeeh cant stop laughing this got me rolling on the floor

dah moment wen ur math teacher takes economic s period.......and he says don't worry ah will soon leave d class....buh he stays till d fifth period

hollah123:
u got me here, my first time doing further maths in ss 1 n i heard it was mass failure.make I no lie I do same for chapel n at d end of d day Na 24% oooo

lol

offishialpablo:
dah moment wen ur math teacher takes economic s period.......and he says don't worry ah will soon leave d class....buh he stays till d fifth period

absolutely right..... hate my maths teacher for that thing, always using others period. sometimes our break time. I suffer for maths teacher hand o.....

Yhemit:



absolutely right..... hate my maths teacher for that thing, always using others period. sometimes our break time. I suffer for maths teacher hand o.....

lol

Iloveafrica:
#secSchoolInNigeria how we pray in chapel after the news of mass failure in further maths.

Kill me already

Iloveafrica:

the one of forming superman after receiving lashes got me rolling on the floor

takenadoh:
I schooled in "France" apparently.

una Don come again?

Lol. I can really relate to most if not all of them.

rollybest:

the one of forming superman after receiving lashes got me rolling on the floor

I can relate with dat one. Wen i dey like jss2, na chairmen dey sss classs back den, as in hefty men wey don dey look like 400level ui students, plus na agbowo shopping complex dem dey roll with same ui sstudents.
That fateful mornin naso dem call their names o, like 3 of dem. Pricipal announced dey tried to rape a girl (abi na beat dem beat d girl, cant recall well). These guys were flogged by all d cane legend teachers round, each guy ho chop not less than 50 strokes of d best canes ibadan had to offer back den in d late 1990s, see dem dey change cane and combine canes like say e dey do dem like "awon boys yi n logun ni?". All three dusted everytin, especially one of dem who did not move one muscle all through as dteachers dey do substitution ontop am. Needless to say all staff vex ehn, dey had to resort to suspension of d boys. That guy quit schooling afta dat morning. Stuff of legends!

Took me back memory lane. I went to a boarding school were teachers used koboko becos pankere was ineffective and students deshined it

When you cram dy/dx you enter exam dey see du/dv

waxxydude:
Lol Those days when they send us out for school fees, they wouldn't send us home direct they'd take us to a large hall and keep us there. Its always heavy guarded with school security men.

Na me and my gang go dey plan prison break. If you see how we dey arrange plan ehn you go think say we dey possessed. It always takes off by break, anyone who couldn't make it out then remains there till closing.

When we fall inside class like gangsters our shirt go come dey fly them go dey hail us, cause you don't just dare it.

But, the day wey them catch us, it was like paul on his way to damascus, that day i gave my life to JESUS, because i actually saw him during flogging sessions.

Hahaha hahaha, Chei!!!

sunnyeinstein:


I can relate with dat one. Wen i dey like jss2, na chairmen dey sss classs back den, as in hefty men wey don dey look like 400level ui students, plus na agbowo shopping complex dem dey roll with same ui sstudents.
That fateful mornin naso dem call their names o, like 3 of dem. Pricipal announced dey tried to rape a girl (abi na beat dem beat d girl, cant recall well). These guys were flogged by all d cane legend teachers round, each guy ho chop not less than 50 strokes of d best canes ibadan had to offer back den in d late 1990s, see dem dey change cane and combine canes like say e dey do dem like "awon boys yi n logun ni?". All three dusted everytin, especially one of dem who did not move one muscle all through as dteachers dey do substitution ontop am. Needless to say all staff vex ehn, dey had to resort to suspension of d boys. That guy quit schooling afta dat morning. Stuff of legends!

Wow!

sunnyeinstein:


I can relate with dat one. Wen i dey like jss2, na chairmen dey sss classs back den, as in hefty men wey don dey look like 400level ui students, plus na agbowo shopping complex dem dey roll with same ui sstudents.
That fateful mornin naso dem call their names o, like 3 of dem. Pricipal announced dey tried to rape a girl (abi na beat dem beat d girl, cant recall well). These guys were flogged by all d cane legend teachers round, each guy ho chop not less than 50 strokes of d best canes ibadan had to offer back den in d late 1990s, see dem dey change cane and combine canes like say e dey do dem like "awon boys yi n logun ni?". All three dusted everytin, especially one of dem who did not move one muscle all through as dteachers dey do substitution ontop am. Needless to say all staff vex ehn, dey had to resort to suspension of d boys. That guy quit schooling afta dat morning. Stuff of legends!

Hahahaha as in eeeeh. Had one of my class mates then, we call him general, he once jump through the school fence to steal so the principal summoned him in front of the assembly, laid him down on the podium, my brother to my greatest surprise this guy chop 100 strokes of cane, na so him just stand up clean him yash come keep hand like big man dey go.My principal just weak

rollybest:

Hahahaha as in eeeeh. Had one of my class mates then, we call him general, he once jump through the school fence to steal so the principal summoned him in front of the assembly, laid him down on the podium, my brother to my greatest surprise this guy chop 100 strokes of cane, na so him just stand up clean him yash come keep hand like big man dey go.My principal just weak

As in, d tin dey always weak me wen i tink am. Hw dem dey take do am? Me wey be say my papa wan beat me lasan, untosay i don knw say d beatin sure, i wear lyk 5cloth togeda go slp early join cos sureely if e reeturn i must collect. Pman shw, i dey sweat from dream back to life, na lie down flat on a 4-inch wooden table tin. Worse part na say no mata wetin i wan tk bride evrybody for house dem no go gree, even mumsy go lead d casting! My house na "do d crimee, do d time" #nocheating

ABC memories!

FFA:
WHEN YOU CRAM dy/dx and you see du /dv in Exam....... Omg ...this cracked me up ....teary eyes from laughing

NO DULL MOMENT ON NAIRALAND

same here broo.. I can't stop laughing I swear.. Everyone think say I dey mad o

oshe11:
was stubborn to the core

Neva cried cos of cane.......


Na ME DEY TEACH MY GUYS HOW TO COLET LASHING

;DD
Funny dude

That question 6 and 7 part got my ribs cracking o!
I can so relate...

purissimo1998:
When you writing exams and the teacher comes to look at ur script...looks up and shouts to the whole class: Read the questions carefully...

Kuku kee mee.

and if xtra sheet no kom dey again oh! Yawa.....hehehehe!