Gulfriend says;if my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch.What would you prefer?Boyfriend replied;sorry, I will prefer to eat between the 2 meals.

2 friends were chattn and one asked d oda:why cant a man ever please a woman?The 2nd answered;simple!Because no man has a P***is made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

Man goes into a library and asks 4 a book on suicide,The Librarian says"f, k off!you wont bring it back".


Hillbilly couple are walking out of the divorce court.The wife is crying her heart out.Husband says, for F, k sake stop crying!You're still my sister.

Young couple on brink of divorce see a counsellor .My hubby suffers from premature expulsion.He turns 2 hubby and says ,is that true?Hubby says:She suffers not me.

3 ducks go into a bar.What is your name?d barman asksd 1st duck .Huey was d reply.Hows your day been huey?Gr8,ive bn in & out of puddles all day, What more could a duck want?Whatz your name he asks d 2nd duck ?Dewey was d reply and ive bn in and out of puddles all day as well.He then turned to d 3rd duck nd said i suppose ure lewey, no she said batting her eyelids, my name is PUDDLES!!! 

nice one,

LOL puddles don suffer!  

lol

Cool

Oh! Dani I luv u

dani1luv:

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aristole:

Oh! Dani I luv u

hmm. . .which of you is Dewey and which is puddles?

@ Ben.

U re both.Are u no more a hermaphrodite?