A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife !"

The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker completed it with a triumphant smile: "My mother!"

Loud laughter and applause!

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,

"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"

The wife went "What!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,

the manager finally blurted out ", and I can't remember who she was !"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness,
he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste !

Yay

Stale

me likey sha

Moral of the story:"Dont paste if u cant copy" and not Dont copy if u cant paste.

rofl

rokiatu:

rof

Don't Copy If You Can't Paste I posted rofl not rof

D1KeleVra:

ooooh okay i thought u were just rolling on the floor. . . was wondering why

am not that insane

D1KeleVra:

ooooh okay i thought u were just rolling on the floor. . . was wondering why

dinkelele, you no well at all!

hi rukkie! TGIF

lol . . .nice