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Summary Of Nigeria And Nigerians. by Kagarko(m): 2:55pm On Jul 06, 2017
JUST JOKES. ���

A man died and went to Hell. There he found that there was a different hell for each country. He decided he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He went to the German hell and asked "What do they do here?"

He was told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man did not like the sound of that at all so he moved on.

He checked out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovered that they were all similar to the German hell.

Then he came to the Nigerian hell and found that there was a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asked, "What do they do here?"

He was told" first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asked the man.

A concerned fellow
called him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.

The nails were paid for but they were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.

And the Nigerian devil was formerly a civil servant in Nigeria, so he comes in, signs his time & attendance sheet and goes back home for other businesses!!" ���
Re: Summary Of Nigeria And Nigerians. by whitebeard(m): 2:57pm On Jul 06, 2017
Nice one

Re: Summary Of Nigeria And Nigerians. by Reuben07(m): 3:37pm On Jul 06, 2017
;Danyways FTCCCCCCC
Re: Summary Of Nigeria And Nigerians. by debbycreamy(f): 8:37am On Jul 07, 2017
them dey show their corruption even for hell na wa oh

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