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Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 8:28am On Feb 01, 2010 |
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Crap’. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then the fight started, |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 8:30am On Feb 01, 2010 |
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started, |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 8:37am On Feb 01, 2010 |
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started, |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by Ben13: 9:33am On Feb 01, 2010 |
lol u try |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by romsky: 10:06am On Feb 01, 2010 |
c as u pursue d innocent babe |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by Ben13: 10:10am On Feb 01, 2010 |
I no want make fight start |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 10:36am On Feb 01, 2010 |
how far nw? |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by Kunbee: 11:47pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
I dont like fights |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 7:47am On Feb 02, 2010 |
i love it |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by romsky: 8:06am On Feb 02, 2010 |
lyk say we no know |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 8:38am On Feb 02, 2010 |
as u com knw, u suppose seal ur lips |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by romsky: 8:39am On Feb 02, 2010 |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by Kunbee: 11:02am On Feb 02, 2010 |
See kiss |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 11:06am On Feb 02, 2010 |
abi hiss |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by romsky: 11:09am On Feb 02, 2010 |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 11:44am On Feb 02, 2010 |
wkpf |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by Kunbee: 2:02am On Feb 03, 2010 |
Mgat |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by DAVE5(m): 1:41pm On Feb 03, 2010 |
they re both jokers |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 11:15am On Feb 05, 2010 |
u tot |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by Kunbee: 12:01am On Feb 06, 2010 |
Maybe |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 12:26pm On Feb 08, 2010 |
tnk u |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by romsky: 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2010 |
mentun it |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by Abbeycity4(f): 12:51pm On Feb 08, 2010 |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 1:10pm On Feb 08, 2010 |
rat chop ur pant? |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by D1KeleVra(m): 1:43pm On Feb 08, 2010 |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 1:57pm On Feb 08, 2010 |
out please, no accidented mouth is welkum here |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by mykali(m): 1:58pm On Feb 08, 2010 |
Re: Dats How D Fight Started by Kunbee: 12:48am On Feb 09, 2010 |
Why are your lips sealed |
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