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NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE CODE: APC 101 COURSE TITLE: Understanding APC Government
TIME ALLOWED: 2HRS 45 MIN
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 10years for
(i.) Dollar exchange increase.
(ii.)Fuel pump price increase
(iii.) Power failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani herdsmen killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupils is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding'' and calculate its coefficient of correlation to anti-corruption war.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. "It is easier, cheaper and more important to national unity to procure 50 SANs defence lawyers than to produce ones WAEC certificate" Discuss (500 words).

6. Are the following APC statements contradictory, complementary or confusing? Give reasons for your answer:
a) Restructuring is part and parcel of our constitution and manifesto
b) We just set up a committee to help to define what Restructuring means

7. Predict the next 3 countries PMB will travel to if/when he returns from UK.

8. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill farmers and deploys jet fighter for Biafra agitators, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist? Express your answer to 3 significant figures.

9. Write short notes on these phrases;
(i) masquerade dressing (as a perfect antidote to youth unemployment)
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii) fantastically corrupt
(iv) national grazing reserves (while reclaimed Sambisa is fallow
(v) compensation payment to fullani militants (as a means of stemming their killings)

10. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

11. If X used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on X.

12. If PMB @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short note on the following statements: a) 'I belong to everyone and I belong to no one' within the context of realities of the Aso cabal.
b) 'My wife belongs to the kitchen and the other room', explain what the other room is used for and how it affects the Nigerian economy.

14. Optional question: If "Buy Naija to strengthen the Naira" is plotted on the x-y axes, determin the intetcept coordinates of the following:
a) Use of foreign consultants to win election
b) PMB's use of UK doctors and hospitals when Aso Clinic consumes billions in budgetary allocation
c) Parking of presidential jet idle in London for 'prestige'

Your Time Starts Now!!!!!!

Op please kindly add this one

If Buhari is in London's hospital, attended to by foreign doctors but uses Nigerian drugs, what is the coefficient of correlation. What is the probability that Lai Mohammed is telling lies in this regards?