Well I hope he spends 1108 or 1109 million days in butt-crunching jail

Ah! Ebony, I tot u told me for 1110 or 1111 times that u were ma friend.

You mean you are yet to realise that he has betrayed you over 1112 or 1113 times if i am not mistaken

You are mistaken, it's 1114 or 1115 times.

Then you really have to be 1116 or 1117 times careful

Well we were friends but I gave you my address, 1118-1119 Nairaland road, Nairaland, NI7SL but didnt see my birthday present

You did not receve your birthday present because they were over 1120 or 1121 same houses on that Nairaland road which got him all confused but if you demolish about 1122 or 1123 buildings you will receive your present today

Fank u very much for explaining to her, u are ma 1124 or1125 friend.

Na so una dey team up dey approach our googles. I dash u 1126 or 1127 farts.

Uhmmmm, well now you know my address, I expect 1128 or 1129 roses, bottles of wine and chocolate to cheer me up

Ebony dearie,because i care about you a lot i really need to advise you,if i give 1130 or 1131 bottles of wine that means you will go drunk for the 1132nd or 1133rd time.

No babes it will only last me 1134 or 1135 days. Im a sipper not a tanker

Ebonyeyes:

Uhmmmm, well now you know my address, I expect 1128 or 1129 roses, bottles of wine and chocolate to cheer me up

Since I want to make it up to you, i'll make it 1136 or 1137

Shey u don 4get googles, com dey put eye 4 ebony side? U realy nid dat 1138 or 1139 lashes i promisd u.

I've told u 1140 or 1141 times that googles is mine, mine, all mine.

When i saw a thread of 19 pages bearing the title 1 or 2,i was curious but now I AM DISAPPOINTED

Well im always disappointed 1142 or 1143 times a day by the quality of threads on NL

@Ebonyeyes
I am afraid you live a life of disappointment here.lol. u'd bettr quit nairaland lol [no insult intended]

I hop mak u piss 1144 or 1145 times on ur bed my dear.

.WTF?? 1146 or 1147.

.WTF?? 1146 or 1147 tyms in a day??!.

what was this thread about again? someone answer me 1148 or 1149 times please

It’s almost 1150, I hope the moderator would lock this crazy thread by 1151

lock fire!! why lock such a thread when it can continue to run for 1151 or 1152 days?

dey no fit lock nothing for 1153 days may be if he reach 1154 yrs den we go see

I'm gonna poo around 1155hrs, bathe by 1156hrs, towel by 1157hrs, eat brunch by 1158hrs, wash up plates by 1159hrs and say my Angelus by 1200 1160 hrs.
Yay!

O M G, i don 4get say Angelus dey 4 lent, i wil do it 1161 or 1162 times.

make am 1163 or 1164 times to complete am

I fink we need to set a world record, let's say 1165 or 1166 decades of d rosary to make this lenten season spectacular.

sounds like a good idea. letz go there 1167 or 1168 times

[size=13pt]dude make that 1169 or 1170 times cos me is back on this crazy ride o [/size]