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Nigerian Revised Dictionary by jibosqie(m): 4:56pm On Feb 08, 2010
Yar'-adua (noun): A person who abandons his ppl n is silent 4 a long period of time, e.g. My girlfriend's done yar'adua on me again, Yar'adua is d best answer for a fool,  Turai (verb): very greedy person,  e.g Dat babe is too turai 4 my liking, Y r u eating like turai person?,  Amodu(verb): clueless individual, daft to the extreme.e.g Dat guy is an amodu. Also a disease,  e.g.He is suffering 4rm [i]amodu [/i]syndrome.
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by Ben13: 5:00pm On Feb 08, 2010
should I laff?
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by emekamn(m): 5:08pm On Feb 08, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by Odunnu: 6:31pm On Feb 08, 2010
Creatively entertaining
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by Kunbee: 11:29pm On Feb 08, 2010
Ben-10:

should I laff?

No sad
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by r231(m): 8:34pm On Feb 09, 2010
you try
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by Kunbee: 11:20pm On Feb 09, 2010
I doubt
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by tayoast(m): 11:48pm On Feb 09, 2010
yeeeeeeeeeeee.*.*.*.*

shdn't av added Amodu(d man needs sm breathing space, u almost ruined d joke.

7/10
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by emekamn(m): 12:46pm On Feb 10, 2010
@tayo_ast, i'll bet Yaradua needs much more breathing space than Amodu
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by Nobody: 6:38pm On Feb 10, 2010
Ben-10:

should I laff?
Kunbee:

No sad

me nko, can i laff??
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by Kunbee: 9:57pm On Feb 10, 2010
No
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by tanimz(f): 4:29pm On Feb 11, 2010
Goodluck is not included shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by lawisong(m): 4:38pm On Feb 11, 2010
How about this,

Aando'ka - A self inflicted
suffering or punishment due
to careless speech.
E.g He became wretched
after he was aandokaed for
insulting his superiors.

Come on everyone this is an innovative idea. Lets come up with more words, we can actually create our own Naija Advanced Learner Dictionary. Lol
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by lawisong(m): 4:39pm On Feb 11, 2010
Hmm
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by emekamn(m): 9:57pm On Feb 12, 2010
Interesting!
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by Kunbee: 2:39am On Feb 16, 2010
I dont think so
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by gbolalekan(m): 7:17pm On Feb 16, 2010
a good one grin
Re: Nigerian Revised Dictionary by Kunbee: 9:18pm On Feb 16, 2010
Really

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