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9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Ovokoo: 6:40pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
If you have been to a local Nigerian football field, you will know that there are different kinds of characters that you will come across. Here are the 10 types of people you will meet at a Nigerian football field. The Emperors These are the people who act like they're the sponsors of the football match and make it their duty to determine how the team will be shared and what the rules will be. The Super Stars These are the people that are known to be very good football players and they don't look as desperate when it's time for people to be picked because they know they'll probably be picked first. The Left Overs These ones are perpetually unlucky as no team picks them. It may be because everyone knows that they're bad footballers or they look like they're bad due to their physique. If there's going to be what Nigerians call SET, they'll decide to join a new set but may never even be chosen. The Pretenders These ones actually came to the field hoping to play football but in order not to be embarrassed, they'll act like they're not interested but hoping that a miracle will happen in their favour. The Goal Keepers Nobody likes been a goal keeper on a Nigerian football field as goal keeping is usually left for the left overs. These people make it a duty right from the start to tell everyone that cares to listen that they want to be goal keepers because they know they will not be chosen for any other position. The Complainers The complainers act like they've played for Barcelona, Chelsea and Real Madrid at one point in their career and make it their duty to frustrate their fellow team mates who make the slightest mistake. The Scared ones This group start getting scared from the moment they get to the field, to the moment they're chosen by a team till the moment a ball is passed to them. They are also scared of the complainers who are out to make their lives a living hell. The Rough Riders They're not there to play football but to send someone to the hospital. if you notice them, better avoid them or you'll never play football in your life again. The Fighters These people fight for sports. They come to football fields when they have run out of fights in their neighborhoods. If you dare mark them wrong or the referee blows again them, the match is officially over because they will fight till everybody decides to go home. View Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/9-types-of-people-you-will-meet-at-a-nigerian-football-field/ Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala 74 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by jay2pee(m): 6:42pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Very correct The way I just they gather FTC this time around eeehhh, it shows something great is about to happen in my life. Amen 25 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by uzoormah(m): 6:43pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Lol..dats true 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by ebukahandsome(m): 7:07pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Those days of I challenge you take one post 12 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by ipobarecriminals: 7:07pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
area boys,gbana smoker.Skepke/ori malu drunkard.Betting squad.,Nig police ever present in mutfi to extort..Hawkers 15 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Donexy16(m): 7:07pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
The distractors nko 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by rusher14: 7:17pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Ball Owner if you like no choose them which ball you go take play? 134 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by KayDEAN(m): 8:08pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
U forgot one, the commanders /coach These guys can coach for Jamaica and they usually complain when they give you a wrong pass blaming it on you, like nwaAmaikpe's snr brother, like he could have done better 15 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 8:08pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
The Dribblers These ones will dribble opponents, keepers, post teammates and even spectators The High Ball group These ones no know parallel and post level goals The Jubilators These ones will score free post and be doing ronaldo's jubilation The Replay wanters These ones will ask for replay for events they didn't watch 65 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by karnafiu03(m): 8:08pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
You forget to put.... IPOB 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Andyblaze: 8:09pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
I be scared ones lol 3 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by ojun50(m): 8:10pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Eehhhhhhh |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by DLondonboiy: 8:11pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Is it true Wenger wants to sign Buhari? 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Thukzee01(m): 8:12pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Very True |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by cathodekazim: 8:12pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
beta dnt spoil myball i complain pass ipob youth 1 Like |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by cathodekazim: 8:12pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
beta dnt spoil myball i complain pass ipob youth |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by akinsunny46(m): 8:12pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
what about me that haven't been to a football field |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Calebosko(m): 8:13pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
the fake injury.this set of people will come to field with bute claiming they are very good players but injured. they will stand close to were girls are and be forming coach.but in reality they can't play football and are just there since girls love footballers 10 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by 0b100100111: 8:13pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
karnafiu03: They be exposing and displaying there yam legs to attract being picked. 8 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by boiz2men(m): 8:13pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
I hope all the people that refuse to choose me are playing in Chelsea or Barcelona... 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by ibroh22(m): 8:13pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
lool, I can relate well, I belong to super star category |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by LoveJesus87(m): 8:13pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
J |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by zubydave(m): 8:13pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
True. DAT field resemble some where for kubwa o 1 Like |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Team Goalkeepers who has ever experienced that awkward moment when you dribble your dad in football match 5 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Alitair(m): 8:15pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Team superstars that can fear (leg) rough riders. |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by free2ryhme: 8:16pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Which yeye football field All the football field in Ikeja has been taken over by developers 1 Like |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Nicepoker(m): 8:16pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
op which category do u fall Into |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Afam4eva(m): 8:17pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
free2ryhme:O boy, no be small thing oo. It's hard to find where to play football these days in Lagos. 6 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Alitair(m): 8:18pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
DEATHMACHINE:Hahaha.... U'll be like .. *Daddy no vex* 2 Likes |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Rick9(m): 8:18pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
SMH |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by PhantomPlague: 8:18pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Nice post but you forgot. Bad football players are called O2 s The hailers The ball owners |
Re: 9 Kinds Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Football Field by Challas(m): 8:18pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
Op you forgot one.The ones that will tear your clothes even though is your only school uniform.They will be forming Gerard Pique and Sergio Ramos in the field of play.I have one like that Kenbull ,that's what we call him.He will rather tear your clothes to pieces rather than allow you to score that goal 17 Likes 1 Share |
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