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The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by MrCrown: 12:42pm On Aug 02, 2017
1: All Bros must have an interest in some sort of entrepreneurship biz.
2: Whether a Bro is in to sports or not they pick a team and support them until their dying breath.
3: A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro
4: A Bro is honor-bound to aid his Bros with moving to a new house.
5: A Bro will not sleep with another Bro’s sister.
6: A Bro shall not judge another bro based on their religion or tribe.
7: Bros don’t make eye-contact during a Devil’s Three-way.
8: Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
9: A Bro never dances with their hands above their head.
10: A Bro never cries.
11: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro
12: A Bro never wears pink underwear.
13: A Bro never publicly reveals how many people another Bro has slept with.
14: A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they ask.
15: A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks.
16: A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him.
17: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.
18: When a Bro isn’t invited to another Bro’s wedding, they don’t make a big deal about it.
19: Every Bro knows a Bro who is the world’s best at something.
20: A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email.
21: It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s ex.
22: A Bro always admits when they farted
23: If your team beats your Bro’s team you have 24 hours to rub it in
24: A Bro always takes a piss standing up.
25: If a Bro finds his Bro’s girlfriend repulsive, they shall not say anything until they have broken up.
26: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.
27: A Bro always has his Bro’s back
28: When a Bro asks another Bro to look after their drink, that Bro never tampers with it. Pranks NEVER involve another Bro’s drink.
29: Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.
30: All Bros are distracted by the number 69 and it’s sexual meaning rendering all Bros unable to read anything immediately after this number.
31: A Bro never uses another Bro’s toothbrush
32: A Bro doesn’t unfriend his Bro on Facebook while in a huff.
33: A Bro always has his Bro’s back.
34: A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros.
35: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.
36: Bros don’t wear skinny jeans
37: A Bro ALWAYS honors a bet.
38: A Bro is honor bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges.
39: Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothing has been pulled off.
40: Bros pay for their dates.
41: A Bro does not spoil another Bro’s runs for any reason
42: When a Bro wants to do something stupid, you film it.
43: A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t try themselves.
44: A Bro and a Brother are not the same thing.
45: When a Bro leaves his seat that seat becomes vacant and cannot be reclaimed if another Bro takes it.
46: A Bro never leaves another Bro behind.
47: Bros must never sag trousers.
48: When a Bro offers another Bro chewing gum, that offer is for two or more pieces.
49: Bros never use the term ‘swag’ to describe anything.
50: Bros before Hoes – A ‘Hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or direct family.

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Re: The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by laborious(m): 12:57pm On Aug 02, 2017
Disrespect the bro code is a NO NO!!!
Re: The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by feelgoodInc: 1:08pm On Aug 02, 2017
Man what's wrong in wearing pink boxers man
Re: The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by Here2day(m): 1:19pm On Aug 02, 2017
mmmm... Dodorima!
Re: The Bro Code All Men In Naija Must Obey by scholes0(m): 2:40pm On Aug 02, 2017
Lmaooooooo

Direct copy of American culture. These stuff do not Apply to Africans BRO!

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