₦airaland Forum

“In your own (best) interest, no matter the position you are offered
in ANY organisation (Office, Mosque, Church, Meeting/Club, Party
Planning, Tenants’ Association, Activist, etc), if your Deputy is
named "Goodluck”, PLEASE DECLINE, even if it is UN Secretary General
or Head of African Union, whatever, JUST DECLINE!

Should you think I am joking, check these facts:

o Goodluck was Assistant Head Boy in primary school. The Head Boy
got expelled. Goodluck took over.

o Goodluck was Assistant Senior Prefect in secondary school, the
Senior Prefect died, Goodluck took over.

o Goodluck was Deputy Local Government Chairman. The Chairman got
implicated in corruption and got removed from office. Goodluck took
over

o Goodluck was deputy governor to Alameiseigha. We all know that story

o Goodluck was Vice President to President Yar’Adua:- PERICARDITIS!


You may think this is coincidence, but don’t you think the coincidence
is too much?

Maybe this last one will convince you:



o A friend of mine just called off his Church Wedding. Why? His
BestMan’s name is Goodluck!!! My friend has insisted that he will only
have traditional marriage, and the BestMan will not know when…

I have being a true friend. Goodluck (minus the Jonathan) to you.”