Dear GF,
You know I love you and there is no doubt about that buh I have one particular sickness that I didn't disclose to you. Itz called "Watching football syndrome" and it do manifest on Saturdays and Sundays between hours of 12noon&9pm such that I will be so glued to the TV and would be unable to remember you. The major triggers of this sickness are EPL, LA LIGA, SERIE A, BUNDESLIGA AND LIGUE 1 buh sometimes the sickness may manifest on Tuesday and Wednesday nights, this is triggered by UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. The annoying part is that Thursday use to be free but foolish Arsenal finished fifth and now I will be sick on Thursday nights too. Buh don't worry the sickness only last between August and May. You will have me back by beginning of June, though that's if there is no FIFA WORLD CUP, UEFA EURO CUP and the likes. I still love you though
Yours faithfully
BF.