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Show Me The Money! by EmmyBoy2(m): 8:39pm On Feb 15, 2010
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young
girl. The fourpassengers join in conversation, which very soon
turns to be erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me
$1, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of
their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show
her legs.

Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10,

I'll show you my thighs," Men being what they are, they all pull out a ten
dollar bill.

The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off
their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100,
I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis".

Naturally, all three fork over the money. Then the girl turns to the
window and points to a hospital in the distance and says, "There!"
Re: Show Me The Money! by Kunbee: 2:12am On Feb 16, 2010
Smart gal cheesy

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