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| Intenet Slang by bilms(m): 12:22pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes. Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing." Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, look and behold, he made it! The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give it to me , Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the bastard who pushed me into that pool."1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me 2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die 3. MIDG - make i dey go 4. WGYL - we go yarn later 5. IGA - I gbadun am 6. ICS - I can't shout 7. DJM - Don't jealous me 8. WBDM - Who born d maga 9. UDC - U de craze 10. NUS - Na u sabi 11. WSU - who send u 12. OSABZ - over sabi 13. ITK - I too know 14. WDH - wetin dey happen 15. NDH - nutin dey happen 16. FMJ - free me jo 17. BBP - bad bele people 18. HUD - how u dey 19. WKP - waka pass 20. BBG - baby girl 21. KKL - Kokolette 22. MML - mamalette 23 GFF- Gbono fe le fe le (e.g., she GFF) 24. NTT - Na true talk 25. IKU - It koncain u? 26. NDM - no dull me 27. LGT - let's goo there 28. IFSA - I for slap am 29. IGDO - I go die o 30. YB - Yess boss 31. NLT - No long thing 32. 2GB - 2 gbaski (e.g., the song 2GB!) 33. CWJ - carry waka jorh 34. WBYO - wetin be your own 35. U2D - U 2 do 36. U2DV - U 2 dey vex 37. MKG - maka gini? 38. WSDP - who send dem papa 39. INS - i no send 40. INFS - i no fit shout 41. WWY - who wan yarn 42. NBST - no be small thing 43. NWO - na wah oooooo 44. NMA - no mind am 45. MIHW - make i hear word 46. NBL - no be lie 47. NB? - na beans? 48 wd - wetin dey 49. UNGKM - u no go kill me 50. o2s - omo 2 sexy |
| Re: Intenet Slang by D1KeleVra(m): 12:43pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
What's this? Are u joking?  |
| Re: Intenet Slang by Jezzybrown(m): 1:28pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
nus |
| Re: Intenet Slang by romsky: 1:31pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
hmm d return of bilms see as he steal 2 jokes post 2geda |
| Re: Intenet Slang by D1KeleVra(m): 1:39pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
them dey call this kin person crook. . . shey?  |
| Re: Intenet Slang by romsky: 1:48pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
shege |
| Re: Intenet Slang by sweetliet: 1:59pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
catch am catch am, e bi thief |
| Re: Intenet Slang by D1KeleVra(m): 2:03pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
 na why u come dey shout? u think say na market u dey? |
| Re: Intenet Slang by sweetliet: 5:26pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
i yam less concern |
| Re: Intenet Slang by D1KeleVra(m): 5:36pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
| i see. . . i guess u are |
| Re: Intenet Slang by sweetliet: 5:59pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
:-x |
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