TheABOMINATION:
President Muhammadu Buhari, the man that everyone is literally begging to resume office as president, is the same man that struggled for over ten years to be voted as the president of this country.

Yet only two years after he finally became the president of this country, he ran away from office to a foreign land and refuse to return. The citizens are now the ones begging him to resume office as president.

President Buhari is like a man that spent years disturbing a woman to sleep with him, and she finally agreed to do it, only for him to discover that he cannot perform. After which he ran away and the woman is now the one calling him to come and do it with her. Such irony.