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I Am That I Am by oscarwodo(op): 2:50pm On Feb 11, 2007
A pastor, who everybody knows doesnt do what is not in the bible, was going to church. Along the way he came across a girl selling bread "bread, buy your sweet bread". He asked the girl "why should i buy your bread" the girl answered "because Jesus is the bread of life", the pastor was impressed and bought the bread. He saw another girl selling apples, and he asked her why he should buy her apples, and the girl replied "because i am the apple of God's eye". the pastor bought the apple. Later he saw a calabar man selling yam, he asked the man why he should buy his yam, the calabar man replied "because God says 'I YAM THAT I YAM'".
Re: I Am That I Am by cuteass1(f): 4:21pm On Feb 14, 2007
hahaha grin
Re: I Am That I Am by onax: 5:23pm On Jan 26, 2009
Gud one there man
Re: I Am That I Am by helenpee(f): 5:26pm On Jan 26, 2009
undecided
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