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No More Shopping by SamMilla1(m): 4:08pm On Apr 15, 2009
A woman was walking down the street. Without warning, she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago" the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done In 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's impnortant for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
Re: No More Shopping by dani1luv: 5:19pm On Apr 15, 2009
Nice Joke Sam grin cheesy
Re: No More Shopping by romsky: 5:21pm On Apr 15, 2009
shocked
Re: No More Shopping by Lolabbey: 5:23pm On Apr 15, 2009
wetin do u?
Re: No More Shopping by romsky: 5:25pm On Apr 15, 2009
u no fit jasi



sam hope all is calm now?
Re: No More Shopping by Lolabbey: 5:28pm On Apr 15, 2009
ekpele
Re: No More Shopping by dani1luv: 5:36pm On Apr 15, 2009
romade:

u no fit jasi



sam hope all is calm now?


I hope so
Re: No More Shopping by romsky: 5:38pm On Apr 15, 2009
sam na understanding guy abi na man i for talk
Re: No More Shopping by Lolabbey: 5:42pm On Apr 15, 2009
wteva
Re: No More Shopping by naijababe2(f): 6:15pm On Apr 15, 2009
nice yoke,
Re: No More Shopping by naijababe2(f): 6:16pm On Apr 15, 2009
oops,
nice joke.
Re: No More Shopping by dani1luv: 6:43pm On Apr 15, 2009
yeah its really a joke wink
Re: No More Shopping by SamMilla1(m): 10:17pm On Apr 15, 2009
no comment
Re: No More Shopping by tytylayor: 7:47am On Apr 16, 2009
rice yoke cheesy
Re: No More Shopping by dani1luv: 10:08am On Apr 16, 2009
Samson: no comment
why? undecided undecided
Re: No More Shopping by Ben13: 10:12am On Apr 16, 2009
dani, what happened to my post after your embarrased emoticon angry
Re: No More Shopping by Ben13: 10:14am On Apr 16, 2009
dani angry
Re: No More Shopping by dani1luv: 10:35am On Apr 16, 2009
You wont understand
Re: No More Shopping by PeeJee(m): 11:06am On Apr 16, 2009
then explain
Re: No More Shopping by romsky: 11:16am On Apr 16, 2009
y u no dey present wen all dey shele
tatafo benjy stop being a spoilt sport u know why ur posts had to go along with myn
Re: No More Shopping by sylve11: 12:07pm On Apr 16, 2009
i dey vex for Dani and him Oga cool
Re: No More Shopping by dani1luv: 12:22pm On Apr 16, 2009
sowwy nna
Re: No More Shopping by Lolabbey: 1:27pm On Apr 16, 2009
no, sowy wont do cheesy
Re: No More Shopping by romsky: 1:32pm On Apr 16, 2009
oya nack head 4 wall cool
Re: No More Shopping by Lolabbey: 1:35pm On Apr 16, 2009
dat wld help u alot
Re: No More Shopping by Ben13: 2:03pm On Apr 16, 2009
I can't take all these shits any longer cheesy
Re: No More Shopping by dani1luv: 2:16pm On Apr 16, 2009
Ben20001:

I can't take all these shits any longer cheesy
den go shit urs
Re: No More Shopping by Ben13: 2:19pm On Apr 16, 2009
dani, leave me alone o
Re: No More Shopping by mykali(m): 8:37am On Apr 17, 2009
lmao. You guys are really cracking ma ribz cheesy
Re: No More Shopping by benedictac(f): 9:06am On Apr 17, 2009
u 4 go meet Julius Agwu
Re: No More Shopping by Ben13: 9:49am On Apr 17, 2009
is that a name?
Re: No More Shopping by benedictac(f): 10:15am On Apr 17, 2009
no it is an eman

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