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Mosquito Bite by kingyang: 10:43pm On Aug 19, 2017
Help me thank God. They attacked me between 2.30am to 4.30am this morning. They came in2 my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound when they got in; as I got up, one of them flew towards me to attack. I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck one, and the second one also flew at me. "Is dis really happening 2 me?" I thought in half a second. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging 4rm my room and were wondering what was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood. I thought i'd succeeded in killing the two of them, but when I looked at them on the floor & I found out one was still moving, I struck it again & hit harder with anger. That's how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood o ;DHelp me thank God. They attacked me between 2.30am to 4.30am this morning. They came in2 my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound when they got in; as I got up, one of them flew towards me to attack. I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck one, and the second one also flew at me. "Is dis really happening 2 me?" I thought in half a second. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging 4rm my room and were wondering what was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood. I thought i'd succeeded in killing the two of them, but when I looked at them on the floor & I found out one was still moving, I struck it again & hit harder with anger. That's how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood o���

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