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Noise maker! You claimed that money is like water, yet you lack the financial muscle to spray it in bundles. EFCC frowns at spraying loose notes, real ballers spray bundles. Prove to the world that you're as rich as you claim. Let’s see how many bundles of ₦500 and above you can actually spray. Stop with the empty noise, real wealth doesn't whisper.

Firebox123:
they go soon axe you

Quit cultist

I'm not a cultist!

The Edo State Government will be taken to court. NBM is not a cult but a legally registered organization. Many people develop hatred toward Aye after being affected by violence, forgetting that it was often their own actions or those of their loved ones that initiated the conflict. Aye does not harm innocent individuals. AYE Axemen!!!!!!!7

Hold your money till when you can afford the cheapest Samsung phone.

Axis313:
Lol
What some women can endure,most men can never endure it.
Some people erroneously called women weaker gender,but they are more stronger than men.
God gave men physical power while he gave women spiritual power.
That's why you will see that the prayer/supplication of women is quickly answered than men,but most women don't know this.

See this shallow thinker! How come we have more male pastors, alfas, babalawos?

A state like kwara state shouldn't have any workers at all due to the poor salary. A director in one ministry ( I'm not gonna mention it) earns 170k as salary.

My account has never been used as an intermediary between two accounts. On one occasion, a friend tried to involve me in such a transaction. I immediately questioned why he would use my account to receive money from someone and then expect me to forward it elsewhere. When he couldn’t give a clear explanation, I ended the call. He assumed I was holding onto the money, but a few days later, after he called to plead, I told him to contact the original sender. I had already returned the funds within 30 minutes of receiving them. I’m not stupid.

inoki247:
Lol this for 2k I can't believe this...


That 2k will buy food at some Buka In that Ilorin nd still colet change that for 2k I don't believe even for Ipata this can't be more than 5h or Eiyenkorin market even Tanke Market wey be student area..



I can bet my life if you stay in Ilorin let's Bet 50k and I will tell someone to come meet you...

Take the person to the woman and let's put it on record that shiit can never be 2k in mandate market things are costly buh mak we dey calm down....

Don't mind him. I believe he wanted to say 2H. That items won't cost more than 3H in Tanke Oke odo where students buys things at ridiculous prices.

Gentlesoul2021:
I bought this below items for 2k at Mandate Market, ilorin, Kwara State.This is getting out of hand. When I approached the woman and she gave me this, my eyes blurred. I want to faint. They want to kill us.

The price is still reasonable. I believe you meant to say 200 naira, because even in Lagos, those few items wouldn’t cost more than 500 naira, let alone 1,000. This problem is caused by both of us, and we’re all going to feel the consequences. Most of the farmlands in Ilorin, Offa, and other areas have been turned into housing estates (many of them substandard) when we should have been using that land for farming. That same item you just bought for 200 naira might soon cost 5,000 naira.

religion is scam! We keep echoing it in your ears. The moment I discovered that you're religious, I will keep my distance because I know you can never use your head to reason again. Follow religion by name not by your head!!! Never take religion serious, it never real!!!

Sincerely1:
Islam promotes decency. Christianity promote indecency that is why you all hate Islam

Then go practice that in your Islamic school, not in a federally established institution.

Bacteria8:
Now, how does this mean "Islamized" you fvcking liar.

Right from time, the school has its dress code. And there's no where the school mandated everyone to cover their hair, you liar!

The school that has two big churches inside it, and even Christian Association Students used the lecture halls and rooms for their praise and worship when they needed to.

Mtcheeew, like I said, shame on your education.

There are numerous grammatical, punctuation, and clarity issues in your comment, but I’ll spare you the breakdown just so you can keep embarrassing the University that gave you a certificate.

BrightFuture48:
Lol...how do you mean that the campus is Islamised? Btw when did you graduate from there?

Yes, you must cover your head regardless of your religion. Muslims make up about 69% of the population. I went there during their last exam period, and a security officer called me over. I smiled and walked up to him. As I got closer, he reached out to touch my hair. I pushed him away and brought out my ID. He immediately saluted me and apologized, saying, "Sorry sir, I thought you were a student." I told him, "Even if I were a student, my hair isn’t bad. You shouldn’t force everyone to cut their hair low or go bald.

Righteousness2:
Little kids will not understand this.

If you are the type that constantly maltreats and wound your wife .
The day that woman opens her mouth to GOD, you are finished..

Dindinrin!

Firebox123:


You're once a victim b4 right

No, will never be! This is normal OT in the street. Well, depends where you grow up.

F00oool You're scammed of your money. Keep it in your head should in case you're about to meet another scammer, request for video call first and always make video call. Do not send money for whatever reason if you haven't meet in person first. DO NOT SEND MONEY OR DO ANY HELP " IF YOU HAVEN'T MEET IN PERSON"

DO NOT BE THE FIRST TO REQUEST TO MEET IN PERSON SO YOU DONT BE THE ONE TO PAY FOR HER COMING OVER.

I REPEAT " DO NOT SEND ANY MONEY OR HELP TILL YOU MEET IN PERSON FIRST AND DON'T BE THE ONE ASK FOR IT"

Gerrard59:
No vex o, una no date before una marry? You did not get to know this before proposing to her?

When a woman I am talking to tells me she does not like sex, I write her off regarding anything romantic.

Not for long. We hadn’t anticipated the reaction from my ex’s parents, they didn’t want a Christian, so we chose not to force things. With my wife, we dated for about six months.

folake4u:
Have you tried prayers? There's nothing Jesus cannot do.

This isn't spiritual, so no prayer is needed.

folake4u:
It depends on if your wife is comfortable with that. Maybe you have the sex talk with her?

She doesn’t like talking about sex (hence why she was able to remind me about the tear during childbirth), but we’ll discuss it when she returns home. Honestly, I’m getting tired already, but I believe we can still work on these imbalances.

Kaczynski:
Go to the gym first




both you and your wife are so fat





trim down that belly and fatty laps

No, we’re not. We exercise regularly, running on Saturdays, cycling on Sundays, and we skip 200 rope jumps before dinner. But I must say, she has a big yansh.

folake4u:
Tor! @ the bolded. Since her púnnani now belongs to you, these are styles that you can use to dig further.


Research says the Prison style position gives a feeling like bungee diving. Blood rushes to the brain plus the feeling of being helpless. With every thrust, you'd feel like you will fall but you don't. #Adrenaline rush.


Happy digging!

We've never tried the first one. We're experienced with the second one, but the third one happened when she was about five months pregnant. We haven’t tried it since she gave birth. Do you think throttling would make easy with the first one?

Gerrard59:
Pretty certain you were one of those championing the need to marry a virgin. Now, you don dey complain.

E no go tey you go begin carry side chics and spend heavily on them so you perform your acrobatic styles on them. If yu so much loved acrobatics, why you no marry your ex or a much more experienced lady?

las las, the "bad girls" are winning. the "good wives" go turn to museum relic for house.

You're wrong. Never wish for a virgin. I say this based on my experience with one of my exes. She claimed to be a virgin, but I didn’t take it seriously because I was distracted by her big yansh. Well, she was telling the truth, and what followed was a disturbing experience I never want to relive ( gory scene ). Since then, I made up my mind to avoid virgins. My wife was 27, with an even bigger yansh, but now I feel disappointed that I wasn’t able to explore more intimately with her but we are working on it!

doggedfighter:
You are yet to say why didn't marry your ex that you were exploring and pushing boundaries with.😁😂

Well, her parents refused me because I'm a Christian. After that, we agreed to stay intimate until I got married. She knows my wife and the promise I made to her that I wouldn't sleep with her until our wedding night. Are you satisfied now? I don’t want to talk about my ex anymore because thinking about her still gets me a hard on! So, better get it off my mind. Thank you.

To those criticizing how I express intimacy with my wife, your hypocrisy is on another level. If you're stuck with the "mommy and daddy" style for 10 minutes, that’s your business. My wife is not your sister, and even if she were, she’s my wife now. What you call her “private part” belongs to me!

It’s time to shift your mindset. Intimacy isn’t just about making babies, it’s about connection, exploration, and sometimes even relief. After letting this off my chest, I have some good news: the gynecologist we saw today said there’s nothing wrong with our style. In fact, she encouraged us to keep going , and even suggested I try the rear position at times ( coming-in-From-behind ). Yes, there’s some discomfort, but it’s temporary and may actually ease future childbirth.

To those who truly understand where I’m coming from, thank you. Keep pushing boundaries, never settle for less, and remember, intimacy is more than just reproduction. It’s an experience worth exploring.

CrownedPhoenix:
Bro, you should have sensed the type of gang that are about to be unleashed on you.

More of the other may arrive later, so brace up for their bile.

You should be mindful of boards you post topics. Since what you seek is almost entirely medical, you should have gone to where there are more chances of getting responses from medical practitioners.

These ones will simply trivialise your issues and ridicule you. In the end, instead of helpful suggestions and advice you seek, the thread will degenerate into a toxic banter over this gender and that gender.

Perhaps it was my mistake not posting it in the right section. I'm still new to Nairaland, but I won’t make the same mistake again. Thank you.

Tohsynetita1:
Did you know how he paid probably someone did it for him.

Hear yourself out! Someone offer to pay his school when he is yet to make money from the first certificate? You no get sense!

Foodqueen:
U hurt her more than anything.

All these times you've been married to her, you've never imagined her to be your ex but after one child, you are tired of her and now decide to go back to your ex(emotional).

How will you feel if the scenerio were turned.

I'm honestly not pleased with the responses I’ve been getting. Maybe I didn’t explain myself clearly, or perhaps I didn’t choose the right words to ensure proper understanding.

Let me be direct: based on my experience, marrying a virgin hasn't turned out to be a good idea.

My wife was a virgin when we met. She asked that we wait until our wedding night, and I respected that. Within two months of marriage, she became pregnant. Please note, we hadn't been very intimate, and she’s still quite tight. And no, I’m not a man with a small manhood.

What I don't understand is how I'm expected to continue having intimacy with my wife only for the sake of making babies. That’s not acceptable to me. Why should I keep engaging in intimacy with my wife, half way in? I want to go all the way in fully! It’s frustrating and unfulfilling so far! Well, I'm taking her to the hospital this morning. They should do something to through the way, I'm not happy!

pocohantas:
The tip is quite obvious na. Stop knacking her like you knacked your ex with a deep and wide vagina.

Well, I’ll see what I can do. But the main thing now is, should we pause all intimacy for now and take her to the hospital tomorrow for a proper check-up? Or should we try again tonight and see if it still hurts?

pocohantas:
Since you understood my message, you picked something.

You want me to tell you how to make your wife's vagina WIDER and DEEPER like your EX's own? That is the meaningful contribution a married man wants? Why didn't you marry your EX with wide and deep vagina?

As for the tear, how do I know if your hurt her or reopened her tear? Maybe you should add a picture of the site for online examination.

Regards...🙂

Makawhy now? Picture ke? Oh well, the reason I brought this here is because I was told that 99% of women experience a tear during their first childbirth. So if you’re one of them, please share some tips or advice that could help me understand and support my wife better. Thank you

We4all:
You didn't try out your sexual fantasies before pregnancy, but remembered to dig deeper after your wife had a tear. How callous of you! I pity women and how their bodies are destroyed during sex and childbirth.

She decided to wait until our wedding night because she was a virgin, and I respected that. I waited patiently, and we didn’t explore much before she got pregnant. Even though the doctor advised we could continue being intimate from five months on, he still cautioned us not to go too deep. So, we really didn’t get the chance to try out much. Thanks anyway