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Which Number Makes You Laugh Out Loud? by marksleek25: 8:26am On Aug 20, 2017 |
Which number did it for u?? 1. Most of the guys that say they
don't date fat girls have fat mothers.
Be humble like your dad _________________
2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking
about God
than to sit in a church thinking about
beer _______________
3. Have you ever been next to people
who
gossip so much that you're even
scared of leaving them cause you
know you're next _______________
4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman
and the farmer who grows corn by
the
roadside have thesame problem... __________________
5. Some females are so afraid of
killing
cockroaches but they already did 5
abortions __________
6. You will see a 13 year old girl
posting stuff
like "I want to forget everything and
move on"
forget what little sister?... (The multiplication table?)
_____________
7. A man is the head of
the family, & a
woman is the neck that turns the
head (smiles) _______________
8. Treat every part of your towel
nicely
because the part that wipes your
buttocks
today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real
fact) _________________
9. If a girl dumps you because you
don't have money and after you have
made
money...
She comes back begging... My brother... Forgive her... Promise
her
marriage... Tell her family that you
want
to renovate their house... Remove
their roof and
DISAPPEAR _____________
10. When you see a poor man eating
chicken, he is either sick or the
chicken was sick
( I
am a witness) Which number makes u smile? Good morning to all..... 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Which Number Makes You Laugh Out Loud? by Nobody: 8:34am On Aug 20, 2017 |
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have thesame problem... 5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions 1 Like |
Re: Which Number Makes You Laugh Out Loud? by Oblitz(m): 8:49am On Aug 20, 2017 |
op! I'm just shining my teeth right now |
Re: Which Number Makes You Laugh Out Loud? by billynoni(m): 3:51pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
The number 9 na dieeee 1 Like |
Re: Which Number Makes You Laugh Out Loud? by lebienconnu: 5:33pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
number 9 1 Like |
Re: Which Number Makes You Laugh Out Loud? by Airoflaw(m): 8:15pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
3 1 Like |
Re: Which Number Makes You Laugh Out Loud? by Kirgyakos(m): 3:08pm On Aug 22, 2017 |
NO.8 Very very 2ru n funny 1 Like |
Re: Which Number Makes You Laugh Out Loud? by orezi379(m): 8:05pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
choi marksleek25: |
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