1. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.


2. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.


3. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.


4. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.


5. Think about this, , No one ever says "It's only a game." when his team is winning.


6. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old la dies running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!) Sure,


7. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

True but i don't totally agree with all of them