I missed those old times

1. I remember those days when you only need few words to impress a lady but now,if you don't have money and approach a girl they will see you as a boring person even the ugly one I met few days ago wanted me to jump off the bridge before she would be impressed.

2. I remember those days when women don't use make up but today most women use a make up that weighs up to 10 thousand pounds to cover their face in the name of wearing a make up.

3. I remember those day when you can marry a beautiful woman with just palm wine and kola nut but today the minimum price of ugly girls bride price now is from 5 million and above.

4. I remember those days when women snap pix with a good and reasonable posture but today 99 percent of women pose like a donkey to get attention from a male donkey like us.

5.i remember those days when a child proudly comes into this world as Nigerian but now they have installed a country scanner in the womb so that they won't make that mistake again.

6. I remember those days when weed is just an unwanted grass that grows in a farm but now the word "weed" has turned out to be an unpleasant word in people's ear

7.lastly, I remember when the word pussy used to be cat but I don't know what stole the name from the cat.lol

Yawn