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Angry Preacher by rosyhayler(f): 8:58am On Feb 19, 2010 |
ยป The Angry Preacher , The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K. K. K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!" No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!" Again all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blond with a gorgeous body rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets." |
Re: Angry Preacher by opata(m): 2:04pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
nice one rozy |
Re: Angry Preacher by studio43(m): 2:29pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
were is the joke? |
Re: Angry Preacher by CuteAngel(f): 3:36pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
Under your bed |
Re: Angry Preacher by ichamentor(m): 3:51pm On Apr 02, 2010 |
He has no bed. |
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