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3 Different Jokes by rosyhayler(f): 9:40am On Feb 19, 2010 |
» Three Nuns Went to a Cucumber Stand in an Open Market , Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day. They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were 4 for a dollar. The nuns said okay. The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers when there were only three of them. A nun answered back, "Well, we could always eat one." » Last Meal Request Three prisoners were scheduled to be executed. The warden asked them what they wanted to have for their last meal. "Lasagna," the first replied. The warden served him his lasagna, then escorted him to his execution. "I'd like lobster," the second prisoner said. The warden served him his lobster, then led him to his execution. The third prisoner said, "I'd like a big bowl of strawberries, topped with whipped cream." "Sorry, but strawberries are out of season," the warden said. "Ah, that's ok. I'll wait!" replied the prisoner. |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by Kunbee: 11:31pm On Feb 21, 2010 |
Hehe |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by jessefly: 12:13pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
thot u said ther wer 3 |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by r231(m): 1:01pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
;d :d |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by Kunbee: 10:57pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
Error |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by DAVE5(m): 3:00am On Feb 23, 2010 |
na only 2 i c ohh |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by Chykason(m): 7:47am On Feb 23, 2010 |
jessefly: D.A.V.E: Kunbee is the third joke. . .lol |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by naijababe2(f): 8:33am On Feb 23, 2010 |
love the strawberry joke |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by DAVE5(m): 11:15pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
@chykason u dont mean it |
Re: 3 Different Jokes by Kunbee: 5:41am On Feb 24, 2010 |
Chykason left me o left me |
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