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3 Different Jokes by rosyhayler(f): 9:40am On Feb 19, 2010
» Three Nuns Went to a Cucumber Stand in an Open Market ,
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day. They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were 4 for a dollar. The nuns said okay. The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers when there were only three of them. A nun answered back, "Well, we could always eat one."




» Last Meal Request
Three prisoners were scheduled to be executed. The warden asked them what they wanted to have for their last meal.

"Lasagna," the first replied. The warden served him his lasagna, then escorted him to his execution.

"I'd like lobster," the second prisoner said. The warden served him his lobster, then led him to his execution.

The third prisoner said, "I'd like a big bowl of strawberries, topped with whipped cream."

"Sorry, but strawberries are out of season," the warden said.

"Ah, that's ok. I'll wait!" replied the prisoner.
Re: 3 Different Jokes by Kunbee: 11:31pm On Feb 21, 2010
Hehe smiley
Re: 3 Different Jokes by jessefly: 12:13pm On Feb 22, 2010
thot u said ther wer 3
Re: 3 Different Jokes by r231(m): 1:01pm On Feb 22, 2010
;d :d
Re: 3 Different Jokes by Kunbee: 10:57pm On Feb 22, 2010
Error
Re: 3 Different Jokes by DAVE5(m): 3:00am On Feb 23, 2010
na only 2 i c ohh
Re: 3 Different Jokes by Chykason(m): 7:47am On Feb 23, 2010
jessefly:

thot u said ther wer 3
D.A.V.E:

na only 2 i c ohh

Kunbee is the third joke. . .lol
Re: 3 Different Jokes by naijababe2(f): 8:33am On Feb 23, 2010
love the strawberry joke grin
Re: 3 Different Jokes by DAVE5(m): 11:15pm On Feb 23, 2010
@chykason u dont mean it
Re: 3 Different Jokes by Kunbee: 5:41am On Feb 24, 2010
Chykason left me o left me cheesy

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