illitrate:
Meanwhile the National association of Nigerian pussycats (NANP)has given all rats a deaddline of october 1st
to vacate the country of face their wrath.

So truly Nigeria is a Zoo?

Nbote:
Develooing story.....

Northern Rats Forum have distanced demselves from d recent rat attack in d govt house. They are blaming a Southern rats coalition led by Lt. Col. Ibibio for trying to destabilize the freedom ,peace and tranquility enjoyed by all rats all over d federation.. Chairman of d rats group, Mallam Bera on behalf of d group denounced d move and calls on d FG to nearby implement d Aso Rock Fumigation act to get rid of dis dissidents and restore calm and normalcy to both d human and rodent civilization.. However a spokesperson of d South Eastern Rats movement Eze Oke has in a previous statement asked all foreign based rats to return back to d zone. Oke in his statement cited irreparable differences and ongoing marginalization in d Aso rock rat affairs..

So truly Nigeria is a Zoo?

A good time to be a Nigerian

Nbote:
Develooing story.....

Northern Rats Forum have distanced demselves from d recent rat attack in d govt house. They are blaming a Southern rats coalition led by Lt. Col. Ibibio for trying to destabilize the freedom ,peace and tranquility enjoyed by all rats all over d federation.. Chairman of d rats group, Mallam Bera on behalf of d group denounced d move and calls on d FG to nearby implement d Aso Rock Fumigation act to get rid of dis dissidents and restore calm and normalcy to both d human and rodent civilization.. However a spokesperson of d South Eastern Rats movement Eze Oke has in a previous statement asked all foreign based rats to return back to d zone. Oke in his statement cited irreparable differences and ongoing marginalization in d Aso rock rat affairs..

So truly Nigeria is a Zoo?

FFK as the mouth piece for Rats ?? Stupid old fool.

...LWKMD

aff died with laugh

Jesusloveyou:
I know every sane Nigerians will not believed the rat theory, not to talk of the insane idiotic people of Biafra

Why this insult now.Ewu!

dungas30:
CAN IMAGEN THE KIND OF UNSENSIBLE TOPIC ON FRONT PAGE. I HATE NAIRALAND AN EVEN THE OWNER NAIRALAND IDIOT PEOPLE

So u are this pained

Goan hug transformer

Well apparently, the government is not taking the denial by the rodents as we can tell you, as we report live from the NCAN Igbo division, NCAN headquarters, where reports states that there has been a massive clampdown of rats.

It's been alleged by the government, that it's a clampdown to stop lasser fever, but NCAN believes it is a direct clampdown and effective response to the rats tampering of the government property, vis a vis, the president's privacy.

We will bring you subsequent details on the hour.

gold360:
BREAKING!

The Nigerian Rats Association (NRA) will hold a World Press Conference tomorrow at the International Conference Centre in Abuja to react to the defamatory statement made against its members by the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media, Mallam Garba Shehu.

The group, according to credible sources, has already constituted a strong legal team led by a renowned Senior Advocate of Nigeria to sue the Nigerian Government for disparaging them over what they know nothing about.

A source who pleaded anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter told our reporter that the group will demand a public apology and compensation from the government, otherwise the case will go to court.

Meanwhile, prominent animal rights activists from the United States of America have called on the Secretary General of the United Nations to summon an emergency General Meeting of the world body to discuss imminent threats to the lives of Rats/Rodents in Nigeria.

As at the time of this report, there has been no official response from the government.

Wonderful

LtColOscarIbibo:
This thread has been cooked up by a team of hyenas and jackals

How dare you say that?

On behalf of the RRB (Royal Rat Brigade), I Lt. Col. Oscar Ibibibo clsim responsibility for the attack on Aso Villa.

We will soon release our official speech...

I hereby call on Maj. Eku, Sgt. Nkapi O. Nkapi, Col. Bera and Maj. Oke to look into this matter

Lt. Col Ibibibo can the Royal Rats Brigade Please drop armed struggle and come to the negotiating table? We need peace in Nigeria o.

Factfinder1:
BROKEN NEWS!
****************
"Our members didn't vandalize Buhari's office" - Rat Association of Nigeria kicks.

Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) has refuted the Presidency's Allegation of Vandalism against their Members.

Reacting to the allegation, the National chairman Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) Comrade Ntapia O. Ntapia said "We respect protocols, our members don't cross National Red Lines. We are peaceful and law-abiding citizens as we are found in every home across the country. We therefore urge the general public and good people of Nigeria to please disregard the ridiculous and baseless allegation"

In a telephone chat with the Aso Rock coordinator of the Association Chief Tụfịakwa Kpokokpo, who also debunked the accusation as false and laughable, warned the Buhari's administration to desist from instigating Nigerians against them.
"You could recall that sometimes last year, this same administration accused us of spreading Lassa fever in some parts of the country which later turned to be false after mass killing of our members. Now they have come again with another bunkum. We are fully aware that Buhari is doing everything possible to ruthlessly annihilate and exterminate us, but he will fail" he said.

Jokes from http://ogashub.com.ng

Wonderful. ..

Truth be told i have never i repeat i have never seen anything like this before since i was born

Rat. Company!!! Lol...

Lwkmd

ran should just organise a peaceful protest so DAT international body take actions,cos is against the constitution of nigerians

Jesusloveyou:
I know every sane Nigerians will not believed the rat theory, not to talk of the insane idiotic people of Biafra

with your moniker...I think you're making a mess of yourself...
you should have sense by now...

Factfinder1:
BROKEN NEWS!
****************
"Our members didn't vandalize Buhari's office" - Rat Association of Nigeria kicks.

Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) has refuted the Presidency's Allegation of Vandalism against their Members.

Reacting to the allegation, the National chairman Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) Comrade Ntapia O. Ntapia said "We respect protocols, our members don't cross National Red Lines. We are peaceful and law-abiding citizens as we are found in every home across the country. We therefore urge the general public and good people of Nigeria to please disregard the ridiculous and baseless allegation"

In a telephone chat with the Aso Rock coordinator of the Association Chief Tụfịakwa Kpokokpo, who also debunked the accusation as false and laughable, warned the Buhari's administration to desist from instigating Nigerians against them.
"You could recall that sometimes last year, this same administration accused us of spreading Lassa fever in some parts of the country which later turned to be false after mass killing of our members. Now they have come again with another bunkum. We are fully aware that Buhari is doing everything possible to ruthlessly annihilate and exterminate us, but he will fail" he said.

Jokes from http://ogashub.com.ng

So you are their publicity secretary.

ahaz:
who on earth could be more idiotic than you.

You're 100% right on this. It's only insane and idiotic elements who still support this animalistic and demonic government. So for someone like him still supporting a useless, disgraceful, distasteful and barbaric government; we can as well conclude that it's him and his ilks that are Insane and idiotic.

LtColOscarIbibo:
This thread has been cooked up by a team of hyenas and jackals

How dare you say that?

On behalf of the RRB (Royal Rat Brigade), I Lt. Col. Oscar Ibibibo clsim responsibility for the attack on Aso Villa.

We will soon release our official speech...

I hereby call on Maj. Eku, Sgt. Nkapi O. Nkapi, Col. Bera and Maj. Oke to look into this matter

what a morning for me .I don't Laff tire ..nice one guys God bless you all for making laugh in this harsh Buhari economy

Jesusloveyou:
I know every sane Nigerians will not believed the rat theory, not to talk of the insane idiotic people of Biafra

If this is what your jesus teaches u, then fvck you and fvck that your jesus. Tomorrow, people like you will carry your yeye bible and tell me I need to accept your useless jesus when I know I am a hundred times better than all of you

Nbote:
Developing story.....

Northern Rats Forum have distanced demselves from d recent rat attack in d govt house. They are blaming a Southern rats coalition led by Lt. Col. Ibibio for trying to destabilize the freedom ,peace and tranquility enjoyed by all rats all over d federation.. Chairman of d rats group, Mallam Bera on behalf of d group denounced d move and calls on d FG to nearby implement d Aso Rock Fumigation act to get rid of dis dissidents and restore calm and normalcy to both d human and rodent civilization..
However a spokesperson of d South Eastern Rats movement Eze Oke has in a previous statement asked all foreign based rats to return back to d zone. Oke in his statement cited irreparable differences and ongoing marginalization in d Aso rock rat affairs..

In d meantime Coalition of South western rats seem to b adding fire to d tension with their stance on d recent call by Mazi Oke.. D group through Alaye Ekute termed d eastern rats as "developers" who contribute little or nothing to d rat republic and shld b allowed to go back to their zones.

It shld b recalled there has been rising tension between both groups with each one pointing accusing fingers at d other in their typical "miners" and "developers" accusations.

We'll bring u more as d story unfolds

Kai I don't laugh Taya ..hahahaha una too funny abeg .

SalamRushdie:


Kai I don't laugh Taya ..hahahaha una too funny abeg .

At least no b everytym we go dey fight IPOP/AFONJA/AREWA mata and at each other's throat.. Make we all laugh togeda small

Megatrix:


If this is what your jesus teaches u, then fvck you and fvck that your jesus. Tomorrow, people like you will carry your yeye bible and tell me I need to accept your useless jesus when I know I am a hundred times better than all of you

Dude that clown doesn't represent Jesus. He is a disgrace to Christianity. If you have any issues with him, trash it out with him and leave Jesus out of it

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fuckingAyaya:
Buhari just turned himself into a mockery stone

ma bruh na garuba shehu dey yarn thrash o. sir bubu no go tok dat kind thing nah

CROWNWEALTH019:

Rat don chop sarrki phone

That one, its been long rats ate his senses and conscience. He's just a living dead like his clueless principal, buhari. this is the

This is really funny

OLD NEWS/PROBLEM GALORE! No water No food No house No light No job. Leg robbery Arm robbery Burning and looting Stealing by Government Mismanagements Inflation-corruption Which head never steal before?

Ohh Mr president, u have finally succeeded. Selling out our dear beloved country to our enemies. We askd you to just resign and rest. Instead you force ur self to resume. Now the gods of rat has given u to their hands for final disgrace!!

Lol.. This movie will make sense if cartoonized