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DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by isoh(m): 5:11pm On Aug 24, 2017
BREAKING NEWS!!!
We've just received words that the DSS has arrested the chairman of the Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN), Comrade Ntapki O. Ntakpi. It will be recalled that members of the Rats' Association of Nigeria (RAN) threw caution to air and invaded, infested and caused malicious damaged to furniture, office items and other 'office-hold' items (including air conditioning Units) in the office of the President at Aso Rock Villa. All efforts to dislodge them by the fumigation committee with sophisticated equipment worth over 2million Naira have proved abortive.

DSS disclosed that the RAN's Commander was on his way to Niger republic to mobilize more rats (with iron teethes) to take over the whole country before he was arrested.
Calls put across to the RAN's spokesman and coordinator of Aso Rock villa activities (Com. Ekpu, Okwi Akataka) did not go through as at press time.

......................Please stay tune to this page, we are reporting the Rodents incident at the presidential villa live and direct.

Since the President and his spokesmen think we are some buffons......let's continue the joke with them.

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Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Josephjnr(m): 5:12pm On Aug 24, 2017
Hahahaha! Funny.
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by dunkem21(m): 5:33pm On Aug 24, 2017
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by SalamRushdie: 5:34pm On Aug 24, 2017
Movement For Emancipation of Rats (MERS) a radical group consisting of Bush and house rats have threatened to commence destruction of major Airconditioning gas lines across the country if comrade Ntakpi Ntakpi of Rat Association of Nigeria(RAN) is not released from the custody of the DSS within 72 hours , speaking on behalf of the MERS was self acclaimed rat general named General Jerry Ratolo who also doubles as chief priest of the feared RattieRattie shrine and diety..Ratolo described the govt of Buhari as a failed govt looking for who to blame for its poor performance and this time chose the wrong group to blame because they are not the PDP who keep quiet for General Buhari ....Ratolo threatened brim stone and fire if Comrade Ntakpi was not released in the next 72 hour and he will have no choice than to give his group the go ahead to commence operation sniper which will shut down all Airconditioning in all the Major malls in the country till the the govt of Buhari release comrades Ntakpi.

Meanwhile the Nigerian Army has described the threat by MERS as mere wishful thinking while advising law abiding citizen to go about their lawful duties as the Nigerian Army will never fold itsq hand and watch any group threaten our collective peace .

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Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by STARGREEN(m): 5:44pm On Aug 24, 2017
I wonder if FG deserved all these? Can't this error be ignored?
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by kp3tech(m): 6:00pm On Aug 24, 2017
Lollxx

More please..

I have not heard anything about the Legendary Lt. Col. Oscar Ibibibo of the Royal Rat Brigade (RRB) .

Any update

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Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Nobody: 6:36pm On Aug 24, 2017
RATS WARNS LAI MUHAMMED: WE WILL RESPOND WITH DEADLY FORCE
The Royal Rats Army has warned of some new tactics it said the lai Muhammed now employ against its forces mostly at the Aso villa
The spokesrat of the Royal Rats Army , Brig Gen. Rabo skillo, in a statement he issued yesterday at the Rats Army HQ, said, “Recent developments indicate that deceptive tactics are being used to lure unsuspecting members of the public to target rats all over the country just as he also vowed to respond with a more deadly response by its Special Forces.
He said they now caused confusion or staged something of mass appeal against our citizens by accusing our members of the attack on the Aso villa.
“These deceptive tactics have been found to have played out in recent accusations against the Royal Rats Army by the Nigerian state. Members of the public are therefore advised to sensitize their children and wards,” he said.

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Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by jamace(m): 6:36pm On Aug 24, 2017
grin grin grin grin
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by HMZi: 7:07pm On Aug 24, 2017
A job for Falana
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by saint047(m): 7:24pm On Aug 24, 2017
Sarcasm
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Omoedeki: 7:27pm On Aug 24, 2017
It is well. Abeg ooo make dem RatiRati no reach my side ooo.
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by orisa37: 7:30pm On Aug 24, 2017
isoh:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
We've just received words that the DSS has just arrested the chairman of Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN), Comrade Ntapki O. Ntakpi. It will be recalled that members of the Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) threw caution to air and invaded, infested and caused malicious damaged to furniture and other items (including air conditioner Units) in the office of the President at Aso Rock Villa. All efforts to dislodge them proved by the fumigation committee with sophisticated equipment worth over 2million Naira proved abortive.
DSS disclosed that the RAN's Commander was on his way to Niger republic to mobilize more rats (with iron teethes) to take over the whole country before he was arrested.
Calls put across to the RAN's spokesman and coordinator of Aso Rock villa activities (Com. Ekpu, Okwi Akataka) did not go through as at press time.
......................Please stay tune to this page, we are reporting the Rodents incident at the presidential villa live and direct.

Since the President and his spokesmen think we are some buffons......let's continue the joke with them.
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by orisa37: 7:40pm On Aug 24, 2017
This SHIRs(State House Invading Rats) and The Police are already planning to take over(invade) Ekiti State by force..

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Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by netoc65(m): 8:43pm On Aug 24, 2017
Lol.... Rats blog to be launched soon... Watch out
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Headlaw(m): 8:55pm On Aug 24, 2017
Nigerian can be this interesting... who else is thinking to be Comedian in this APC regime. This is gateway to financial freedom for our Young Comedians. There is always a joke to crack for your audience, Lalasticlala let's venture into this. It gonna be a big blow.

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Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by konfused: 11:16pm On Aug 24, 2017
This is unfair

Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Mujtahida: 2:31am On Aug 25, 2017
isoh:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
We've just received words that the DSS has arrested the chairman of Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN), Comrade Ntapki O. Ntakpi. It will be recalled that members of the Rats Association of Nigeria (RAN) threw caution to air and invaded, infested and caused malicious damaged to furniture, office items and other 'office-hold' items (including air conditioner Units) in the office of the President at Aso Rock Villa. All efforts to dislodge them by the fumigation committee with sophisticated equipment worth over 2million Naira proved abortive.
DSS disclosed that the RAN's Commander was on his way to Niger republic to mobilize more rats (with iron teethes) to take over the whole country before he was arrested.
Calls put across to the RAN's spokesman and coordinator of Aso Rock villa activities (Com. Ekpu, Okwi Akataka) did not go through as at press time.
......................Please stay tune to this page, we are reporting the Rodents incident at the presidential villa live and direct.

Since the President and his spokesmen think we are some buffons......let's continue the joke with them.
Your bad English spoilt the fun unlike the well written ones we read in the morning. Brush up or kukuma use pidgin.
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by LongBig(m): 1:40pm On Nov 15, 2021
This guy is a scammer! He scammed a little boy seeking for his help relating to admission! Scammer pay Adrian his money
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Privatedetect(m): 1:05pm On Nov 16, 2021
Mr isoh the scammer grin you think you can hide
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Privatedetect(m): 1:06pm On Nov 16, 2021
Mujtahida:

Your bad English spoilt the fun unlike the well written ones we read in the morning. Brush up or kukuma use pidgin.
How do you expect an old scammer to understand English
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Arda1000(m): 1:16pm On Nov 16, 2021
Since the country na joke Mae we kukuma joke around till everybody get sense
Re: DSS Arrest The President Of The Rats' Association Of Nigeria (RAN) by Samyyorn5050: 2:55pm On Nov 16, 2021
STARGREEN:
I wonder if FG deserved all these? Can't this error be ignored?


Sorry sir

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