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Re: My Private Part. by Ben13: 2:57pm On Mar 04, 2010
I'm on my knees, Lysaa. Pls, acknowledge my presence~ Tseeeew~! who cares? tongue
Re: My Private Part. by lysaa(f): 3:06pm On Mar 04, 2010
who can resist ur pleads, afterall to err is human but to forgive is divine cool

u so bloody care, if not u for nor try grin
Re: My Private Part. by KennyG6(m): 3:26pm On Mar 04, 2010
lysaa:

KG me a tease? since when? FYI, I am beefing u and when i'm done, i'll tin u and sell u angry So u sef wan see? embarassed
beef who? me? hmmm u neva start! abeg show us the tin u promised jare or else, grin
Re: My Private Part. by dani1luv: 5:36pm On Mar 04, 2010
Privart world
Re: My Private Part. by lysaa(f): 12:23pm On Mar 05, 2010
Kenny_G:

beef who? me? hmmm u neva start! abeg show us the tin u promised jare or else, grin
Even if its somn to show, ur scary teeth don turn me off! embarassed

how are u?
Re: My Private Part. by Kunbee: 12:01am On Mar 06, 2010
I am fine cool
Re: My Private Part. by flexystar(f): 10:12am On Mar 06, 2010
u gat to show with the glass on ur robust face
Re: My Private Part. by flexystar(f): 10:14am On Mar 06, 2010
some people still one see something wink
Re: My Private Part. by Ben13: 11:18am On Mar 06, 2010
Flexy, let's chat. . . hit my YIM!

flexystar:

some people still one see something wink

lol. . .that's the thread, babe. wink
Re: My Private Part. by cbase: 1:15pm On Mar 06, 2010
who wan show e private part, Private Fire. angry
Re: My Private Part. by sylve11: 2:12pm On Mar 06, 2010
lysabello's stuff is very down grin grin cool
Re: My Private Part. by KennyG6(m): 2:30pm On Mar 06, 2010
lysaa:

Even if its somn to show, your scary teeth don turn me off! embarassed

how are u?
aha i spent a lot to get my dentitions in that shape ooo, pls dont let it deny me the opportunity of a lifetime wink

I'm fine o, its been such a long time how art thou?
Re: My Private Part. by cbase: 2:39pm On Mar 06, 2010
na Lysaa, thin deep reach, the thin dey very down oo
Re: My Private Part. by Kunbee: 10:13pm On Mar 06, 2010
flexystar:

u gat to show with the glass on your robust face
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: My Private Part. by flexystar(f): 1:41pm On Mar 09, 2010
now baby u look very handsome with dat wrinkles on ur face
Re: My Private Part. by Abbeycity4(f): 1:47pm On Mar 09, 2010
where is lysad angry angry
Re: My Private Part. by Kunbee: 2:28pm On Mar 09, 2010
Flexy i know cool
Re: My Private Part. by Lolajoy(f): 4:50am On Mar 10, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: My Private Part. by parki: 9:54am On Mar 10, 2010
bck again
Re: My Private Part. by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Mar 10, 2010
in d zoo grin
Re: My Private Part. by parki: 10:25am On Mar 10, 2010
No be God

i am chilling here wif obj and we discussing national issue grin
Re: My Private Part. by flexystar(f): 1:55pm On Mar 10, 2010
u wey dey call person lysad wetin u be Abee.
Re: My Private Part. by Kunbee: 2:21pm On Mar 11, 2010
undecided undecided
Re: My Private Part. by lysaa(f): 6:09pm On Mar 11, 2010
flexystar:

u wey dey call person lysad wetin u be Abee.


she nor dey wan hear. .bad bele girl! angry

cbase:

na Lysaa, thin deep reach, the thin dey very down oo
kelechi ogini? since when has it become a crime to keep u off my danger zone? undecided tongue

sylve11:

lysabello's stuff is very down grin grin cool
i understand, it took u a looooong time to get there. but thanks u came. tongue

Kenny_G:

aha i spent a lot to get my dentitions in that shape ooo, pls dont let it deny me the opportunity of a lifetime wink

I'm fine o, its been such a long time how art thou?
i bam o. .just busy with more important stuff. whats new?

parki:

No be God

i am chilling here wif obj and we discussing national issue grin
yep y'all be chilling while i keep u busy. wink
Re: My Private Part. by Abbygyal(f): 1:37am On Mar 13, 2010
your private part. . . . hmmmn nt interested
Re: My Private Part. by Baxilexi(m): 8:26am On Mar 13, 2010
hahahahahehehehehehohohoho


i'll pass, prefer Open parts E.g mouth. . . u digg.
Re: My Private Part. by lysaa(f): 3:00pm On Mar 13, 2010
My mouth is also private o. .it doesn't open up carelessly. tongue

Abbey, pls come, just like i'm not interested in urs but there are times we overlook our indifferences. .so how far is urs? grin
Re: My Private Part. by Baxilexi(m): 3:28pm On Mar 13, 2010
you should wear panties over it & shave as well.


why would you wanna know how far her's is?!?!? anyways to satisfy your curiosity, its very far, learnt the titanic is somewhere down there.
Re: My Private Part. by lysaa(f): 3:49pm On Mar 13, 2010
OMG! since 19what? u didn't say that and i'll wait for abby to reply.

Abby, Titanic? shocked thats deep tongue
Re: My Private Part. by Abbygyal(f): 4:40pm On Mar 13, 2010
Baxilexi:


why would you wanna know how far her's is?!?!? anyways to satisfy your curiosity, its very far, learnt the titanic is somewhere down there.

ewwwwww!!!!!!!

lysaa:

OMG! since 19what? u didn't say that and i'll wait for abby to reply.

Abby, Titanic? shocked thats deep tongue

so u believe him!? i tut we were friends embarassed embarassed lol
Re: My Private Part. by Baxilexi(m): 11:40pm On Mar 13, 2010
Abby, not the ship . . . i mean't the DVD grin


Lysaa, which side you on??
Re: My Private Part. by Abbygyal(f): 1:24am On Mar 15, 2010
dvd or not . . . . . im still mad @ lysaa tongue

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