The leader of the Rat's Defense Force, Major General Rato Rato,Has threatened to declare the Democratic Republic Of Nigerian Rats(DRNR). According to him,many Nigerian rat's are dying as a result of hunger,also due to the high rate of poverty and hunger, rat's are now being targeted,killed and eaten as meat. "This is totally unacceptable" he said in a meeting in Abuja, "We cannot allow a single Fulani malnourished cow(President mumu-mmadu Buhari) to threaten our existence, during the government of President Goodluck Jonathan, there was abundance of food for rat's, also rat's were safer. We have lost too many rat's to hunger and starvation, we will no longer tolerate this injustice. We have recruited over thirty five thousand rat's to fight against the Nigerian Army, we are more than capable of defeating the Nigerian army, he said. We are giving the president from now till October 1st to do something about this issue,or else we will declare war against Nigeria".

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