Nigerians are just so funny, they could ask you the most annoying but yet
funny questions you could think of. A lot of times, some people ask questions
that can make you want to ask them if they are okay. I mean, why should
someone be asking you the obvious.

Well, as much as these questions can be annoying, the sarcastic answers
that come with them makes them really funny and hilarious. Here are some
good ones;



1. You see me just waking up and you are like," Were you sleeping? "

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No brother, I just came in from Disney Land

2. #SecondarySchool You just received strokes and your G's are like " Is it
painful? "



No it's like eating puff puff with chocolates in it

3. Someone sees you leaving a place and asks, "Are you leaving?"

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No Sister, I'm just practicing how to walk you hear?

4. You see a woman who just gave birth and ask " You just born? "



Jesus! aunty, I take God name beg, you commot for here

5. You see identical twins, and then you ask " Are you guys twins ?"

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No, it's picmix.

6. You're watching a movie and then your friend asks you " Are you watching
a movie? "



No, I'm actually discussing with the TV.

7. Seeing me fall and injure myself with blood all over and ask " Did you
Injure yourself?"



No, I have too much blood, I want to reduce it.

8. Your friend calls you and asks, where are you? and you answered at the
ATM, and he asks you again, "what is happening there? "



I'm playing tinko tinko

9. Your long time friend sees you, and asks, "is that you? "



No, it's my ghost.

10. You see someone eating Boli but still ask "Is that Boli?"

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No, It's Bobrisky's Bleached Knuckles



Please avoid ask obvious questions, and do not forget to share. Thanks

ok

Seriously, I thought I was the only one who observed these foolish questions...


Op u are so on point.

And they see you in church after fellowship and they be like "Thunder, How far? You come church"

No I go river, I need catch fish!

Hahahahaha

11: you see me coming out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped round my waist yet you still dey ask you go bath

12:you see me with a toothbrush yet you asking if I wan brush teeth

someone came back from outing, n u r still asking, are you back? my broda no ooo, i forgot my shadow, i came back to pick it

you my roommate wakes up and sees me studying at night Nd yet u ask if m studying
My reply:..No am consulting ur village Oracle