Rules of Football in Childhood

1)The ball owner selects the players to play
2). The fat kid is always the no. 5 or keeper
3).The match can end abruptly if the ball owner gets angry or hurt
4). The best players are always selected first
5). You were allowed to change goal keeper when there is a penalty
6). If u play heavy shot the ball owner will warn you
7).Every tackle on the ball owner is a foul else, the game will end
. You can't substitute the owner of the ball
9).You will always go and call the owner of the ball in his house
How true are these

Its always the keepers fault when they score against you