QUESTION: What's the difference between a "rooster" and a christian reverend sister?

ANSWER: When the rooster wakes up in the morning, the first thing it says to itself is, "C*CK-A-DOODLE-DOO"...................................but when a christian reverend sister wakes up in the morning, the first thing she says to herself is ,"ANY C*CK WILL DO"!!!

P.S.: But if the christian sister is from "Lord's Chosen", the first thing she says to herself in the morning is, "ANY F*CK WILL DO"!!!