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Classifications Of Nigerian Musicians by geek212update(m): 8:06pm On Sep 09, 2017
*Classifications of Nigerian musicians


TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and

beatboxer in the class.

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KOREDE BELLO – One very childish boi but

handsome,

A kid that senior girls take as school son.

Mr eazi-the boi dat uses every bit of opportunity he has in d class nd won a mathematical competition when been picked for d first tym.

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REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took

the

first position by surprise within some months.

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OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of

the

year party for not given the first position.

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MAYORKUN – Took a test,his first day in school

and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.

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P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always

causing trouble in the class.

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B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d

opportunity to see question papers before exams,

most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up

carrying last after term exams.

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DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts

wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class

room everyday

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PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to

school once & never showed up again.

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YCEE – One of those thugs that sit at the back of d class,

discussing which girl to toast next.

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WIZKID – So obsessed with girls in the class,

almost

all the girls are crushing on him.

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VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows

up in school once in a month.

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SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and

gold

accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to

afford snacks during break.

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MI – The genius that’s always excelling in

english

subjects, he motivates people to pass.

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DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a

lot,

always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a

bully.

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ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but

bags awards for the school.

.

KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the

chalkboard.

.

TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in

front of the class even though she has a

boyfriend

in the other class.

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TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for.

Always

busy with his dancing crew and never comes for

classes.

.

PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and

caught

almost everyday smoking weed inside school

farm.

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YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that is always

looking for boys.

.

SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes,

but has a sharp mouth.

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REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars

in the class. Always talking about broken bottles

but never broke one.

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VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets

zero in every exam.

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BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly

passes examinations.

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SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even

though he moves with the biggest and most

brilliant boys.

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KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very

brilliant guy in the class.

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FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports

field

everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.

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CHINKO – Just one pervert noisemaker but

always passing exams without reading.

.

IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows

his

chest to impress girls.

.

EVA – D babe dat always hv a knife in her

schoolbag, no girl messes with her.

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TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.

.

LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very

vulgar and hell of a late comer.

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D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he

knows it all & never bring books to class.

.

9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer

and likes to fantasize, wants to join school or

politics

and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.

.

DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude

to

her seniors, very disrespectful.

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ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a

crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.

.

PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be

heard

when talking

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Dremo- dat yourba boi dat always want to by his mom a ferrari but remembered dat he's still in grade8

YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study

books, very unserious and unstable, but has

better grades than the serious ones.

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2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of

all

d students…

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