Written by Olalekan Adebumiti.

Now I wake up daily thinking about the "eat your faeces madness" and wouldn't stop to wonder what will happen when the whole world finally embraces this reality.

Will there ever be toilets again, since people will want to eat as much faeces as they can grab?

Or will there be some hybridized faeces such that people will be defecating to sell?

I'm just thinking about all the unforseen drama and asking millions of questions.

Well, that's by the way.

I've just come to let you know the latest hygiene in town, in case you've not joined in. And as you might guess, it's "eating your faeces".

Yes, eating your faeces is the new Hygienic!

When I first heard the eat your Faeces news, I picked the phone and called my doctor to confirm.

And, as against many people's opinion, I got the shock of my life when he said, "it's so Hygienic that it builds one's immunity against 3 killer diseases. (I'll tell you the three diseases somewhere in this post)

I understand you might find it offensive but it won't take long to get you on the side of the "eat your faeces die-hard believers".

Wait... Are you reading this post? It is a sample post o. I'm teaching someone to write so I made a sample post to explain some things to her. I beg, don't take this seriously o. It's a joke! I repeat, it's a joke!�

I run away!

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