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Computer Gender by camara(f): 1:06pm On Feb 15, 2007
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class
that in Spanish, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split
the class into two groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its
recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should
definitely be of the feminine gender ("la
computadora"wink, because:

1. No one but their creator understands their
internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate
with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long
term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
find yourself spending half your paycheck on
accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers
should be Masculine ("el computador"wink, because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have
to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think
for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems,
but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize
that if you had waited a little longer, you could
have gotten a better model.


The women won. grin
Re: Computer Gender by dabby(f): 4:11pm On Feb 20, 2007
I can't help but agree. cheesy
Re: Computer Gender by StMilli(f): 12:15pm On Aug 31, 2007
True talk grin grin grin
Re: Computer Gender by menosky: 4:27pm On Sep 02, 2007
absolutely true
Re: Computer Gender by clemcykul(f): 10:18am On Sep 03, 2007
i pray i marry the right lady grin grin

dabby will u marry me
Re: Computer Gender by slitty: 10:30am On Sep 03, 2007
interesting wink
Re: Computer Gender by Corla(m): 2:50am On Jul 27, 2008
Hey Camara

WHo told you that guys can't think by themselves, and stuffs like that?Infact na u ladies dey give guys headache
Re: Computer Gender by Corla(m): 2:52am On Jul 27, 2008
Hey Camara

WHo told you that guys can't think by themselves, and stuffs like that?Infact na u ladies dey give guys headache
Anyway, Im thinking about u
Re: Computer Gender by MrInfo1(m): 7:22am On Jul 27, 2008
Big shit popping undecided

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