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Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by May100(f): 10:36am On Sep 15, 2017
Wonders shall never end!

He calls himself the professional mourner that gives your funeral a boost.

This man identified as Sylvester Ricardo Moss has made crying at funerals a professional business.

He took to his Facebook account to advertise himself giving various categories of his fee and how you can contact him if you want a boost at your funeral by means of him displaying tears.

His prices range from as low as N18,000 and as high as N369,000 depending on the type of crying display you want him to render.

Moss was quick to also add that the prices are specially for the Summer.

He wrote:

Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me….the professional mourner to come and cry at the funeral. Below are the ‘Summer Special’ prices:

1. Normal crying $50 (N18,450)

2. Bahamian hollering $100 (N36,900)

3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150 (N55,350)

4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200 (N73,800)

5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
(N369,000) Inbox me for bookings.

More photos === http://www.hangingwithmay.com/meet-man-who-helps-people-cry-professionally-at-their-funerals-for-n369k-photos/

Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by paiz(m): 10:39am On Sep 15, 2017
After reading this in a danfo i bursted into laughter come see how people dey look me like say i done mad, Even the conductor come dey ask me where i dey go
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meanwhile number five(5) killed me

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Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by abelprice(m): 10:39am On Sep 15, 2017
Lol.... no talent waste... undecided

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Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by dyadeleye(m): 10:42am On Sep 15, 2017
Werey leleyi ooooo

Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by Nobody: 11:08am On Sep 15, 2017
Orishirishi
Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by DoyenExchange: 11:12am On Sep 15, 2017
He really looks like one! grin

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Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by rottenPussy(f): 11:50am On Sep 15, 2017
This is the end undecided

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Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by ferhyntorlah(f): 12:36pm On Sep 15, 2017
Cashing on his crying skills.
Oh lawdy!

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Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by Pavore9: 12:57pm On Sep 15, 2017
A video of one of his performances should be uploaded to see if he is good enough! cheesy
Re: Check Out This Man Who Cries Professionally At Funerals For N369,000 by Chuvin22(m): 3:01pm On Sep 15, 2017
paiz:
After reading this in a danfo i bursted into laughter come see how people dey look me like say i done mad, Even the conductor come dey ask me where i dey go
.
.
meanwhile number five(5) killed me

Same here grin grin

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