thinkin ive eaten too much chocolate

thinking of my love for ibkaye

thinkin of dr ferlies apparent love for me

i sold my truck

Yaya Toure will you marry me

hmmmmmmmmmm. Why on earth would you f.uck your uncle during Ramadan then blame me? ROFLMSAO

Thinking of my finestkiddo!

Thinking!


[size=30pt]GO NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!!![/size]


Moody
Davidylan
Islander
Thief of Hearts

And all other yankees in the house! Please you guys should go for the tie in Super Bowl wins and do not let us down!!!!!


[size=20pt] HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY![/size]  Watch out for Alycia keys!


This Super Bowl 42nd party is for Y'aaaaaaaaaaaaall.   Poor Dallas!

ROFLMSFAO.
Almondj, that game is soooo gay, Bunch of men rolling and romping on each other, gross. Am 101% homophorbic, so I don't support anything that involves "batty" men .

I am however betting on Man Unt to win the championship. And I pray the West Indies cricket team rebounce this year,

thinking how long i've been away from NL.

Thinking i really wonder where u have gone?
I miss u jare,come back to daddy!!!

Wondering hw i didnt know dat tommyex is a daddy ;-)

Wondering hw my sweetella is - i miss u so! :-(

Wondering wot ma cutie gt up 2 today - missd u babe!

LOL, How did the "uncle shagger" come here spewing crap then disappeared, I am all powered up to destroy her skunk ho of a heifer

Thinking bout how I annoyed **** and she's neva going to talk to me again ***[size=3pt]if u by mistake stumble on nland. . . jus know i'm dead sorry, swear down[/size]

Thinking bout how she reminds me of my real self

Thinking bout how to get enough courage to apologise _{even when I did nuffin wrong}

Thinking that well, she's just a girl nuffin special [size=2pt]just that she knows me inside out and we've been friends since childhood and even my chick dont know me that much[/size]

thinking if u did 'nuffin' wrong then y do u feel guilty?
go n apologise jare!

thinking how sorry i feel for that psycho who according to a good friend of
mine suffers from 'multiple personality disorder' she knos herself.

thinking how i wish i could go back to being the nairaland addict i used to.

Eldee free your sould boy, it helps ;DLOL


Thinking when did the standard of Education fell in that now all you need is an IQ of 2 to gain admission into a Uni, LOL

Thinking where is my Jackal,  ,

[color=Black]ewooo, I'm thinking of how bad I reacted towards an asshole.

thinking how right i was, the nut case knows herself.
ur not worth ma preciuos time,u dope addict.

thinking how much i miss home.

I knew my patients would be back for more "medicine". Killed their dunce ass last year. I thought the bashing help in teaching these underachievers a lesson, gosh was I wrong.
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OMG, see this underaged LovePeddler calling others names.  Had my people in Lagos investigate, heifer was roaming the streets at nights selling her crooked pussy for naira. Such a shame, Generational curse,

Hmmmmmmmmmm. See how the he goats sent baby goat to be devoured today.

naijagal
thinking bout the look on her face when she said she hated me



thinking 'i wonder if she meant it'

thinking if she wasn't that close it woulda been easier to clear off the look from my memory

thinking 'but i'm meant to be the guy here' why am i being the sucker

thinking bout how i'll continue wiv the alpha-male cred and come home broken

@ Islander,

I am here . . . . .
It has been a hard grind at work . . .
Anyways, whats cracking? I can see a large cache of VERMINS running around the yard . . . .
Can u do me a favour? Why would anyone shag her UNCLE?


@ Eldee,

So this is where u kill time, huh?
Islander, watch out for Eldee ., . . . . . .He is a hi-class womaniser
He is a wanted man in about 20 London boroughs.

Chacal:

@ Islander,

I am here . . . . .
It has been a hard grind at work . . .
Anyways, whats cracking? I can see a large cache of VERMINS running around the yard . . . .
Can u do me a favour? Why would anyone shag her UNCLE?

LOL, yes o, They have emerged from their holes,,,but you know I will take care of their needs,

errmmmmmmm. she shagged her uncle because she's a ho, and a cheap one too,

BTW, hurry on home, I am xxxxxxx as hell

the biggest fools in nland.

@eldee,ditch all that macho ish n apologise to her, if u do care bout her.
she didint mean it when she said she hates u,trust me.
anyways love will see u guys through. . .gee,when did i become a love doc?

@ Islander,

That excuse is lame.
Not even a cheap tart will shag her own uncle . . . . .What was she thinking?
Lets give her the benefit of the doubt . . . .Maybe her drink was spiked.

Anyways, i ma talk to ya in a bit.
Don't worry about the minger barking her head off to get noticed.
Tell u what . . . . SHE'S A BOIL ON THE ASS OF HUMANITY.

@ chacal and Islander,

My bosses, I remain loyal o.

now im gona puke.
if this is what nl has become i'm outa hurr! ass kissers left right n centre!
there's only one explanation y all these agbayas are here. . .
                 
              IDLENESS.

@ Dr Ferlie,

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .Where have u been?
I was told u wrote something about me that is not pleasing to the eye.
Don't u think ur boss deserve some RESPECT ?
How could you have mentioned ma name in the same breath with that lascivious minger?
What you did was an ABOMINATION . . . . . .In a lay man's language, its FUCKERY.

Naija*gal:

@eldee,ditch all that macho ish n apologise to her, if u do care bout her.
she didint mean it when she said she hates u,trust me.
anyways love will see u guys through. . .gee,when did i become a love doc?

err. . .neva said i was in love
but thanks for the advice anyways

Chacal:

@ Eldee,

So this is where u kill time, huh?
Islander, watch out for Eldee ., . . . . . .He is a hi-class womaniser
He is a wanted man in about 20 London boroughs.

lmao. . .you too what are u lookin for here, huh?
islander see what u caused, u just brought this wildcat out of his jungle
now my vacation spot is not safe again

and the last time i checked u was wanted in the island

Chacal:

@ Dr Ferlie,

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .Where have u been?
I was told u wrote something about me that is not pleasing to the eye.
Don't u think your boss deserve some RESPECT ?
How could you have mentioned ma name in the same breath with that lascivious minger?
What you did was an ABOMINATION . . . . . .In a lay man's language, its FUCKERY.

apology tendered!!! it was all in my imagination sir.hope i am forgiven

@Ferlie, you are a mess . Don't worry he will forgive you. Just watch me work my Island magic on his ass tonight .


@eldee.ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What did I do now? I didn't release him o. It's his twin brother posting here, shhhhhhhhhhh

@Jackal, My baby daddy, am off to work o, But remember to keep the sheets warm. I will be back before you can say "Jack Rabbit"


errrrrrrrr. See this New kid on the block making comments about Nl. LOL. Ferlie please educate Safarina that we are the Oldies on the block. Have been here when Seun was just gathering his ideas for the creation of NL, LOL, Tata peeps, have to go make my greens,

Islander:

@eldee.ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What did I do now?  I didn't release him o. It's his twin brother posting here, shhhhhhhhhhh

even if it is his first cousin ohh, distant relative pussycat. . .i don't want any type of cat in my section
otherwise

@ Eldee,

I am sorry to disappoint u but the WOLFMAN is in the building.
Chacal wanted in the Islands? I think NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
They love me down there . . . .They keep asking for me.


@ Dr Ferlie,

I bear no grudge against you.
Do your THING.

@ Islander,

Go make some cheddarz . . . .
Get some Peleau and pig-tails on ur way.

Thinking about my life