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Six Types Of Foreigners In South Africa by Bekwarra(m): 12:08pm On Sep 27, 2017
Well I inadvertently found myself on a WhatsApp group dominated by South Africans through an invite link. Although I'm not active on the group due to the fact that most of their posts are not in English but sometimes I do read some of their posts and comment. One of such posted this morning got my attention because it features Nigerians. So I decided to share here exactly as it was posted. So don't mind the typos. It seems these Mzansi guys no get joy for Nigerians sha.

"TYPES OF FOREIGNERS IN SOUTH AFRICA "

1.NIGERIA'S
-like selling in streets
-drug Muller's
-men like to enlarge their penis
-rude
-they don't like to work for whites

2.SOTHO
-ladies are beautiful but most of them have no husbands
-men likes to work in contractors and mines
-put boots all the time
-covers blankets the whole body
-walks with stick for battle
-smell too much

3.SHANGAN(MOZAMBICAN)
-black&dark in complexion
-likes muthi
-marry many wives
-not well educated
-work in farms

4.MANYASA(MALAWIANS)
-mmmmm locally found
-easy to be identified by police
-better in bed (sex)
-they don't like fighting
-they like sending money home
-they work hard
-they don't demand too much money @work
-muthi is their belief too

5.SHONA
-kkkkkkkkkkk ugly men &women
-steal too much
-like to stay in shacks
-jealousy is their culture
-practise witchcraft
-ladies are bitches
-men like to work security guards
-they don't bath

6.MANDEBELE
-yrrrrrrrr yo..����
-pretend like Zulus
-men beats their wives
-like to work in restaurants
-English speaking is problem to them
-like transporting business
-share many people in one small room(flat)
-they hijack people with knife (okapi)
-like divorce
-selfish

6.PAKISTAN/ETHIOPIAN
������
-they use hand instead of toilet paper after peep
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Re: Six Types Of Foreigners In South Africa by Nobody: 1:59pm On Sep 27, 2017
Bekwarra:
Well I inadvertently found myself on a WhatsApp group dominated by South Africans through an invite link. Although I'm not active on the group due to the fact that most of their posts are not in English but sometimes I do read some of their posts and comment. One of such posted this morning got my attention because it features Nigerians. So I decided to share here exactly as it was posted. So don't mind the typos. It seems these Mzansi guys no get joy for Nigerians sha.

"TYPES OF FOREIGNERS IN SOUTH AFRICA "

1.NIGERIA'S
-like selling in streets
-drug Muller's
-men like to enlarge their penis
-rude
-they don't like to work for whites

2.SOTHO
-ladies are beautiful but most of them have no husbands
-men likes to work in contractors and mines
-put boots all the time
-covers blankets the whole body
-walks with stick for battle
-smell too much

3.SHANGAN(MOZAMBICAN)
-black&dark in complexion
-likes muthi
-marry many wives
-not well educated
-work in farms

4.MANYASA(MALAWIANS)
-mmmmm locally found
-easy to be identified by police
-better in bed (sex)
-they don't like fighting
-they like sending money home
-they work hard
-they don't demand too much money @work
-muthi is their belief too

5.SHONA
-kkkkkkkkkkk ugly men &women
-steal too much
-like to stay in shacks
-jealousy is their culture
-practise witchcraft
-ladies are bitches
-men like to work security guards
-they don't bath

6.MANDEBELE
-yrrrrrrrr yo..����
-pretend like Zulus
-men beats their wives
-like to work in restaurants
-English speaking is problem to them
-like transporting business
-share many people in one small room(flat)
-they hijack people with knife (okapi)
-like divorce
-selfish

6.PAKISTAN/ETHIOPIAN
������
-they use hand instead of toilet paper after peep
&
grin
I'm Ethiopian and I know that most rural Ethiopians use leaf and stick after they finished their business.

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