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Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by karzyharsky(m): 8:37am On Oct 03, 2017
I' m also a job seeker
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Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by rozayx5(m): 8:49am On Oct 03, 2017
he should come to my trading floor


let me turn him into a trader


stop all these bank slavery work
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by ekwerendi(m): 8:53am On Oct 03, 2017
pocohantas:
That "AM" will disqualify him. I stop reading whenever I see that nonsense.



I was shocked wen my bank admin on Facebook used "am" wrongly wen I asked them to rectify something for me...so this wrong use of "am" of a thing has become a norm in d Nigerian lexicon
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by Nobody: 9:00am On Oct 03, 2017
Nigerdeltaboi:
Nigerian youths with 'am' ehnn 'I am ' is not difficult to type na. By the power of our lord Jesus Christ , decree your jobless state is over. God's grace and favour will speak for you.

I tell you. This I'm and am thing ehn?
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by ibroh22(m): 9:02am On Oct 03, 2017
airsaylongcon:


Can you handle advanced Excel work? ETL using excel?
no! I just know the basics(data entry and performing simple operations) , but I am ready to be trained, if you don't mind..thanks
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by ibroh22(m): 9:06am On Oct 03, 2017
LargeBreed:
Why don't you go into agriculture?
I was trained to be an engineer not agriculturist,,dealing with machines more or less like mechanical but here we deal with farm machines,basically,i can work wherever mechanical engineer work, food processing, machinery etc.
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by ibroh22(m): 9:06am On Oct 03, 2017
muller101:
agric engineering and u are still looking for job? I think u are joking
I am not sir
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by buklarbest: 9:09am On Oct 03, 2017
And our IGBO guys are also condemning this guy as if they have also realized that WERE is different from WHERE....
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by muller101(m): 9:09am On Oct 03, 2017
ibroh22:

I am not sir
gather what u have and go into mechanized agriculture.pls
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by ibroh22(m): 9:11am On Oct 03, 2017
muller101:
gather what u have and go into mechanized agriculture.pls
i am not trying to dispute your fact but where would a fresh graduate have the resources.....pls Hlp if u can
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by Silvertrinity(f): 9:13am On Oct 03, 2017
OrestesDante:


I tell you. This I'm and am thing ehn?

Lol. Even "I'm" is more preferable

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Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by olowobaba10: 9:26am On Oct 03, 2017
YOU STUDIED ENVIRONMENTAL TECHNOLOGY AND YOU STILL WANT TO WORK IN A BANK?

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Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by Nobody: 9:48am On Oct 03, 2017
pocohantas:
That "AM" will disqualify him. I stop reading whenever I see that nonsense.
Your grammar is just as bad.
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by olowodara(m): 10:31am On Oct 03, 2017
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Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by valentineuwakwe(m): 10:47am On Oct 03, 2017
Mr ice anti okorie, all this ur advert no go work o. .try go know person wey no person for the bank and wey get long leg. .n.a. wetin o.Igbo they call CONNECTIONS
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by Rozaytee: 10:48am On Oct 03, 2017
awwwwn.. i just pray God will help him embarassed
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by generationz(f): 11:05am On Oct 03, 2017
Ishilove:
This 'am' nonsense is so irritating. Someone on NL even had the nerve to say that 'am' is like pidgin English, that is, it's informal lingo.
The thing Taya me
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by omoelerin1: 11:23am On Oct 03, 2017
micflo28:
Access bank with their unrealistic age demand cost me a front-line job while my friend currently got it
you told them your real age?
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by omoelerin1: 11:29am On Oct 03, 2017
muller101:
agric engineering and u are still looking for job? I think u are joking
Why don't you believe him? I know your thought is: 'why can't you go into farming'? It requires a lot of capital.
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by micflo28(m): 12:17pm On Oct 03, 2017
omoelerin1:
you told them your real age?
No they didn't accept affidavit. Its birth certificate or nothing.
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by muller101(m): 2:05pm On Oct 03, 2017
omoelerin1:
Why don't you believe him? I know your thought is: 'why can't you go into farming'? It requires a lot of capital.
not too much
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by pocohantas(f): 3:14pm On Oct 03, 2017
ibkayee:

Lool I hate it
I hate am pass you... grin

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Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by crownson(m): 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2017
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Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by omoelerin1: 3:45pm On Oct 03, 2017
micflo28:
No they didn't accept affidavit. Its birth certificate or nothing.
You should have gone to your local govt, do birth cert or age declaration. But they re not serious, age declaration is accepted even in govt agencies or military. What if I don't know my birth day, my parents are illiterates? All the same they are nonsensical!
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by omoelerin1: 3:51pm On Oct 03, 2017
muller101:
not too much
Really? I have passion for farming, I have the skills and even the experience is there. The only obstacle is finance. Please advice me how to go about it with little capital.
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by Sezua(m): 4:26pm On Oct 03, 2017
airsaylongcon:


Can you handle advanced Excel work? ETL using excel?
Yes i can. Any better for me? Studied Accounting by the way.
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by airsaylongcon: 4:51pm On Oct 03, 2017
Sezua:

Yes i can. Any better for me? Studied Accounting by the way.

Simple test, gimme an Excel function that will split (in two cells) any email into the user name and the host name. Eg if the email is jagbajantis@gmail.com and this is in A1 then A2 should contain jagbajantis and A3 should contain gmail.com

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Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by Sezua(m): 5:02pm On Oct 03, 2017
airsaylongcon:


Simple test, gimme an Excel function that will split (in two cells) any email into the user name and the host name. Eg if the email is jagbajantis@gmail.com and this is in A1 then A2 should contain jagbajantis and A3 should contain gmail.com

Cell A2 =LEFT(A1,FIND("@",A1)-1)
Cell A3 =RIGHT(A1,LEN(A1)-FIND(“@”,A1)
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by Sezua(m): 5:10pm On Oct 03, 2017
Sezua:


Cell A2 =LEFT(A1,FIND("@",A1)-1)
Cell A3 =RIGHT(A1,LEN(A1)-FIND(“@”,A1))
airsaylongcon:


Fixed

Simple test, gimme an Excel function that will split (in two cells) any email into the user name and the host name. Eg if the email is jagbajantis@gmail.com and this is in A1 then A2 should contain jagbajantis and A3 should contain gmail.com
Re: INDEPENDENCE DAY: Man Begs Access Bank For Employment by ignis: 5:36pm On Oct 03, 2017
This is serious...

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