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What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by AjanleKoko: 9:00pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
An earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Nigeria early this morning. Two million Nigerians have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community (except France) is sending food and medical assistance. The South African government, not to be outdone, is sending two million Nigerians to replace the dead ones. Viva South Africa!!!! |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:03pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
Soooo Dumb!!! |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by denzel2009: 9:48pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
How can someone joke about this? Do you think your family wont be involved if this happens?Shame! |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by Beaf: 11:09pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
. . .Rather than getting help from the emergency services, armed robbers, kidnappers and ritualists are marauding the helpless population. To make matters worse, the only candle factory in the area has been badly affected, so there are no lights at night (PHCN has not supplied electricity for the past 5 months). The army has been mobilisied to help, but there is no petrol. . . |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by mamagee3(f): 11:13pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
ARRANT RUBBISH GARBAGE INSPIRED TRASH. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by Beaf: 11:20pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
AjanleKoko: Canada is sending troopers to help the army control the riots. The aid items have since been found for sale in markets in unaffected areas. Prayer sessions and fasting periods have been set aside for the affected. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by bawomolo(m): 12:12am On Mar 08, 2010 |
the earthquake was predicted by Prophet T.B joshua two days before it happened. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by clans(f): 7:34am On Mar 08, 2010 |
dude u must b sick.no doubt |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by RSA(m): 1:35pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
AjanleKoko: |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by honeric01(m): 1:41pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
AjanleKoko and his entire family were earlier today reported dead, dismembered by the earthquake beyond recognition. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by agathamari(f): 2:05pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
denzel2009:check your facts again, nigeria does not lie on any plate boundry or major fault line. at worse nigeria would get a minor quake (usgs does not even have any records of any quakes hitting nigeria in the last 100 years though togo had one in 2009 and cameroon in 2005 both considered minor) |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by ElRazur: 2:13pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
honeric01: Are you afraid of death? Gosh relax, do not take everything serious. The OP is only telling a joke. Nah wah o. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by AjanleKoko: 3:13pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
honeric01: Usually you don't find earthquake victims jare. Which one you dey? Meanwhile, after reading that Adeboye prediction story, somehow I don't find the topic funny anymore. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by ElRazur: 3:18pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
AjanleKoko: Please tell me you do not believe in that crap. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by honeric01(m): 4:04pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
ElRazur: he ran out of jokes right? why would anyone with a brain use earthquake tragedy as a joke on a country like Nigeria? haven't the citizens suffered enough? . if you no fear that, why u never go die since? AjanleKoko: says who? who told you quake victims can't be found? Don't make joke of a delicate country like Nigeria again, it's not funny and never funny |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by princekevo(m): 4:24pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Hey Man!!! we already had our quake yesterday that took the lifes of almost 500people in Jos. Even though we cant have natural disasters thanks for our Northern brothers, atlest we can have a man-made disasters if you are praying for one. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by ElRazur: 4:39pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
honeric01: I think you need to back away from the computer. Get some fresh air and then come back. There is something called "Dark Humour". While it may bot be funny to you, a lot of people have responded to the same joke because they see the funny side. Omo joo relax. You too dey stress. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by honeric01(m): 5:50pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
ElRazur: can you show me how many people that responded to this "joke" because they saw the funny side? |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by Beaf: 7:31pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
honeric01: I did. Loosen up dude, seriously. AjanleKoko no be de cabal wen deh wound us na! |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by honeric01(m): 8:24pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Beaf: nah, not on an expensive joke like this, anyways sha, it's all good, he has learnt his lesson not to joke with my country again (even though the country self no dey try) |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by ElRazur: 8:32pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
^^ Don't they have a sense of humour in russia or something? |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by honeric01(m): 10:44pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Nah, Putin sold them to the Chinese. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by AjanleKoko: 5:20am On Mar 09, 2010 |
honeric01: Seriously , methinks you have major issues. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by honeric01(m): 9:58am On Mar 09, 2010 |
AjanleKoko: why did it take you this long to know? |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:39pm On Mar 09, 2010 |
LOL@ this post. |
Re: What If?: Earth Quake In Nigeria by AjanleKoko: 10:14pm On Mar 09, 2010 |
honeric01: Ah, my bad then. I shall continue to maintain you on my ignore list, no worries. |
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