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budaatum:
Five minute man at 40? I pass thank you

I am fucking 40!
Insults like 5 minute man, small dick man, broke man, insecure man are all just noise. Women fucking aim those at men without experience they can still manipulate. You're fucking swinging at a man who's already read the whole script.. I fucking see the setup, I see the fucking mind games.. I fucking see them all!

HacheNoire:
Don’t get married to that girl!

A girl who can’t meet your sextual need is a BIG NO

Trust me, you need a work horse like your kind. It’s more than love! Don’t marry out of pity.

No one fucking woman that can cope with a healthy man's fucking sexual needs, none.

Proserpina:
40 years old man still doing boyfriend/ girlfriend.

You are yet to know your real problem

Modern marriage is a fucking jail man, I can't fucking do that shit with anyone except my fucking girlfriend cos she already know she can't cope so she's okay me fucking smashing them stray cats.
Many of my fucking married friends wants to be like me. I am fucking living the life man. I fucking do whatever I like man, no nagging wife that will fucking stress me.

budaatum:
You mean your usual 5 minute fuq that is no different to giving yourself a hand job?

At 40 you really should be considering quality over quantity, but I guess 40 does not imply maturity.

Oh, so because you've bleeped with a couple of some fucking lame dudes you think every man out here ain't fucking game? Up your fucking game so you'll fucking attract fucking men like me.

budaatum:
Thank you for letting me know I am not enough for you. It is for that reason that I am dumping you and wishing you luck in your future attemps to satisfy the beast between your fucking legs while I go look for a proper more decent man who uses the brain in his head better.

Goodluck to you.

The only man that you call proper who you fucking think will be fucking better than me is a man whose testosterone is on the lowest level or he's fucking unhealthy or he's fucking no more in his prime. Every fucking healthy man in his forties will be fucking just like me in their prime

My girlfriend can't fucking cope with my sexual needs. My fucking body needs intimacy minimum of twice a day but due to her condition and for the fact that she's a girl, there's no fucking way she'll be able to meet my intimacy needs all d time.

I love my girlfriend no doubt and she remains the fucking only girl I can ever get married to but my sexual needs is very serious. The beast between my fucking legs can't be tamed, so I've picked out 4 girls who I'll be having sex with because no single girl can cope with having sex with me at least twice a day for a week straight without complaining of exhaustion and burning out. I've tried it with many girls before and they are all as lazy as Bleep

Nafdac abandoned it's primary duty and has become a revenue generation agency..
Imagine the fucking nonsense they are saying.

You fucking should have no business with any fucking relationship if you are still too immature to know how to balance work and your relationship.
You fucking lack the wisdom a man needs to keep a woman by his side. Just 2 minutes was fucking enough to fucking address her but you fucking turned a simple matter into a fucking chaotic mess.

skliz:
So I would give you some feedbacks that you must take importantly.
1. Your girl friend got introduced into sex at a very young age, so she does not see anything wrong in a 14 year old knowing so much xplicit details about sex.

2. Her 14 year old system, may have already been introducted into sex. So she already see her as an adult.

3. That 14 year old probably already has a boy friend.

It actually in appropraite, reason why we have not applied for children below 18. It written on alot of adult content.

I would like you so observe their mother, is she sexually loose. if yes then you want to pay close attension to more red flags in your gf. This would let you know if you comes from a family were the females are sexually loose. It would also let you konw if you can wife her and if she makes a good loyal wife.

The say charity begins at home. Pay attension to the sexual mindset of the females in your gf family, starting from her mother.

Nah, them talking about sex doesn't fucking mean they are loose. My girl is from a very fucking good home. She's the only the only fucking girl I've that I can fucking beat my chest and say she doesn't fucking see another guy. It's has a lot to do with her fucking condition, she fucking doesn't even the fucking strength for sex with me whenever I want it let alone for another fucking side nigger anywhere.

Samueltemi337:
In 2024 you said she had months to live
This is 2026 she didn't die again?

She survived that episode miraculously and she's doing much better now. We fucking agreed not to have kids together due to her condition. We will be fucking fine

terrezo2002:
40 years and thinking this way. I pity the children that will come out from this union.
Again, he can't make sentence without adding "fucking"

I already have grown kids bro and they are fucking doing well. One already graduated from the university.I fucking became a father at 18. What are you fucking gonna do about it now?

cyberbro:
Taah, comot here.

Don't be a doubting Thomas.
I remember mamman vatsa, abdulsalami abubakar,oladikpo diya, Jeremiah usani and also major hamza al-Mustapha.

cyberbro:
Don't believe everything on social media bro. The guy seems like just a troll creating fake stories that never happened.

It might be a teenager who's behind this account 😹

I am not a teenager bro, I was in secondary school when the news of abacha's death was made public

meobizy:
This reminds me of one poster who always created sex topics featuring the big three ethnicities. I wonder where that weirdo is today. Maybe he is OP.

I am not whoever you think I am. All my posts are my real life experiences. I am a 40 yr old man dating a 22 year old lady. I plan to marry her someday in the future but I'll make sure she ticks all the boxes before committing for life with her

essentialone:
If I think for myself, I may end up thinking like you and that will be so unfortunate.

you should be fucking ashamed of yourself if only you know how fuckining inaccurate Ai can be all the time. Ai was never intended to replace your ability to think for yourself

essentialone:
Looking at *40yroldman*’s Nairaland posts, here’s the pattern and what it suggests about his or her mentality:

*1. Relationship-Centered and Emotionally Heavy Topics*
All 5 threads are in *Romance* or *Family*. The titles focus on conflict, distress, and intimacy issues:
- *"My Girlfriend Talks About Sex With Her 14 Year Old Sister"*
- *"My Girlfriend Has Just Months To Live"* - 3538 views, 24 posts
- *"My Girlfriend Prefers Her Father"* - 2939 views, 49 posts
- *"This Behavior by Girls Is Annoying"*
- *"How To Reduce High Libido"*

This shows a mentality focused on personal relationship problems, often with high emotional stakes. He’s using the forum as an outlet/advice space.

*2. Seeking Validation, Advice, or Venting*
The high reply counts on 3 threads suggest he engages in the discussion.
Topics like "Has Just Months To Live" and "Prefers Her Father" are heavy, personal, and invite sympathy/advice.
"How To Reduce High Libido" and "This Behavior by Girls Is Annoying" are more about frustration and seeking solutions.
Mentally, this reads as someone processing relationship stress publicly instead of privately.

*3. Generalizations About Women*
"This Behavior by Girls Is Annoying" points to frustration and a tendency to generalize personal experiences to "girls" as a group. That’s common in venting posts where someone is hurt/confused and broadens it.

*4. Red Flag: Content Involving a Minor*
The post *"My Girlfriend Talks About Sex With Her 14 Year Old Sister"* involves a minor and sexual content.
If this describes real abuse or grooming, that’s a serious safeguarding issue and should be reported to appropriate authorities.
If it’s fictional/trolling for shock value, it still reflects a mentality that uses extreme/taboo topics for attention.

*5. Overall Persona*
- *Age in username "40yroldman"*: Signals he wants to be seen as mature/experienced, yet the topics are very relationship-drama focused.
- *Pattern*: Heavy on romance drama, distress, and sexual topics. Low post count per thread except when it gets traction.
- *Motivation*: Likely seeking community input, sympathy, and advice on messy relationship situations. Also possibly using shock/controversy to get views.

*Summary*
40yroldman’s mentality comes across as *troubled, relationship-focused, and seeking external input*. He posts about personal crises, frustrations with women, and sexual topics. The tone is more "help me/validate me" than "inform others."

The thread about a minor is the most concerning and crosses into territory that platforms and authorities take seriously.

If you came across the post about the 14-year-old and believe a child may be at risk, the safest step is to report it to Nairaland moderators and/or relevant child protection authorities.

the best you could fucking do is to fucking copy my posts to your dumb chat Ai.
what a shame. Can't you think for yourself?

Guys my girlfriend is 22 years old, though we started dating when she was 19 and I was 36.
There's this weird thing she does that I don't fucking know if it's d norms cos I feel uncomfortable sometimes whenever she does it.

My girl has a 14 year old sis that's she's close with. They are inseparable!
The fucking problem is my girlfriend fucking talks about sex and intimacy in the presence of her 14 year sister. Sometimes I find it funny but most of the times I think it's inappropriate. I've told her to stop but she says she's the best person to teach her sister about intimacy, romance and men.
I don't know, maybe I am fucking over reacting or is this normal guys?

"Several studies have shown that some of the fundamental issues that have continued to plague us to this day as a nation, as, for instance, the mindless interplay of ethnicism and religious identities, can be traced to the First Republic. As the situation in the country deteriorated in the days leading up to January 1966, many of the young majors came under the influence of radical southern intellectuals, particularly at the University of Ibadan, who were openly calling on the military to save the country from disintegration."
This explains alot about the 1966 coup.

This and many more are the reasons Nigeria needs to practice true federalism.

They should all be ashamed of themselves.
Your grandpa was one of those who ruined this country, yet you have no problem seeking approval from the very people whose lives he destroyed.

loffyloffy:
You people are ridiculous, what does Ibb annulment of MKOs election have to do with the hatred for Igbos?

Yes Ibb a northerner annulled the election of MKO a yoruba man. So why are Igbos on nairaland now crying that the news, which in different form and shape have many variants on the front pages of Nairaland.com,is not on the front page enough for them because people hate them.

Yes we know that even though the military annulled that election,the civilians that gave them an excuse for doing so are Igbos..ABN..yet no one is talking about that..

It is still the same Igbos that believes Yorubas, who are the victims of the story, and are not complaining ,hates them, even though they were contributory perpetrators of the crime.

Go back and read my post again, you are off-track.

All of them that fought Jonathan have all been used and dumped.
Rotimi Amaechi, El rufai, Atiku, Rochas, Jega, sanusi lamido, Fr. Mbaka,Saraki,kwankwaso, nyako,timipre silver,

The unjustified hatred for the Igbos have been entrenched in their psychy. Nothing gives them orgasm than an opportunity to perpetuate the hate.
They are brainless and a danger to themselves and society.

AustineE1:
MODs will intentionally avoid bringing to the frontpage the news of extracts of IBB's biography which clearly stated that the 1966 coup is not an Igbo coup as narrated by the Lagos Ibadan Parapo press and the idea was to free Awolowo from prison to come and take over governance.
Sometime in January when Reno Omokri (Wendell Simlin),Fani Kayode and all other paid agents where writing on the 1966 coup to score a cheap point and to make sure that Igbos and northerners are kept apart from each other against any anticipated alliances against the government of the day,the nairaland frontpage was constantly been bombarded with events of the 1966 coup and the narratives that it is an Igbo coup.
Now,IBB whom was active in the army at that time and was in the picture of what happened,have spoken out on it but the tribal MODs,just like the Lagos Ibadan Parapo media houses,will avoid the news like a Plague.

Seriously, I’m starting to see why many believe this forum is biased against the Igbo. Every statement made by IBB is on the front page—except the one where he clarified that the 1966 coup was not an Igbo coup and listed the names of the actual plotters. That particular statement has been trending on twitter for days now and across social media in Nigeria, yet it’s nowhere to be found on Nairaland front page.

54 inch pipe

Maybe he's following after David in the Bible

He should have refrained from making a reactionary public statement. The Manager let his emotions cloud his judgment because of the loss they suffered.
In life, once you start explaining yourself, you’ll always find yourself doing it.

A lot of people up there don’t seem to understand what VDM is saying.
VDM’s point is simple: the EFCC should treat all citizens the same.
If Bob Risky can be arrested and prosecuted, then the Okoyas should face the same consequences for the same crime.
VDM is challenging the EFCC to raid student hostels in Northern Nigeria at night, just as they break into student hostels at night in the South.
Justice isn’t just about being served—it must be served without bias.

Rest well

Life no get manual.
You can do everything right and still fail in life

Tinubu clearly doesn't understand the role of polytechnics in a developing economy like Nigeria.

As long as people continue to birth children without any plans for their well-being this will continue to happen.
Tennage girls from low economic backgrounds will be ever willing to offer their bodies to excape poverty