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Igbo Man by kellyjc(m): 6:25pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
[color=#006600][/color]JOKE TIME
an Igbo man couldn't find a job,so he opens a clinic and put
a sign post outside that reads: GET TREATMENT FOR 20K-IF
NOT CURED GET 100K BACK.
a lawyer thought, this is a great opportunity to earn 100K.
and so he went to the clinic
LAWYER: I have lost my sense of taste.
IGBO MAN: nurse bring medicine from the box number 22
and put three drops in the patients mouth.
LAWYER: Ugh!!! this is kerosene.
IGBO MAN: thank God your sense of taste is restored,give
me 20K.
the annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his
money.
LAWYER: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything.
IGBO MAN: nurse bring medicine from box number 22 and
put three drops in his mouth.
LAWYER: (annoyed) this is kerosene! u gave this to me last
time for restoring my taste
IGBO MAN: congrats, u got your memory back, give me
20K.the fuming lawyer pays him. he goes back a week later
determined to get back 100K.
LAWYER: my eyesight has become very weak.
IGBO MAN: well I don't have any medicine for that. so take
this 100K.
LAWYER: ( staring at the cash)but this is 20K,not 100K.
IGBO MAN: congrats your eyesight is restored give me
20K.hahahaaha you can't beat an Igbo man
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