A phone rings in the house, a little girl picks it up

"Hello" she says

"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answers

"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped

"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle Paul!"

"Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."

"Ok daddy just a minute."

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."

"What happened honey?"

"Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she ain't moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad?

"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead."

Really long pause this time.

Now confused, Daddy says "What swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

"No this is 486-5713."

Sorry wrong number,

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lool. . .weird

Wat d F? Dat guy jst ruined a family,nice one thou

lool, the least he should have done was to tell the girl to dial 911.

I think i can help wit dat,awww its a bit late,R.I.P

Ah-Ah, at least a befitting burial should be in order. I want Egusi and pounded yam present + pepsi, big bottle thats all. Do accept my condolence

Nawao,so if person die now na food pple go dey chop 4 party nt even ordinary dish,a well prepared meal,me i fear u wel if u stil wanna v it,jst cal me,i think i know d venue,ole,wobia

So do we dissappear,enwz ow wz ur journey thou u didnt tel us wen u were leavin

@Dyt, wobia!!! when where you born . . . before the nigerian civil war!!! thats something my grandmother would say . . . are you one of her fathers many illegitimate children??

Mayb,illegitimate lost cousin,finally found one,tell me where d rest r,okanjua afara fin fin

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Papa and Pikin suppose know each other voice na - abi?

Efemena_xy:

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Papa and Pikin suppose know each other voice na - abi?

the thing tire m o.

Dyt:

okanjua afara fin fin

iwolomo,

elenu gbeske

nice