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In Search Of Lions by morgist(m): 11:56am On Jun 17, 2010
A man came from Europe to get lions dead or alive.so he told two igbo men and they went in search of lions.He promised $10,000 for each lion,After searching in the forest to no avail they fell asleep under a tree.One of them woke up later and saw they were surrounded by a pride of ten lions,he shook the other one saying''Chukwudi wake up,we don hammer, grin grin grin
Re: In Search Of Lions by EfemenaXY: 12:01pm On Jun 17, 2010
@poster

This is sooooo rude!

Even though I'm not Igbo, I find this post really offensive - especially the title. angry angry angry
Re: In Search Of Lions by meka2010: 1:40pm On Jun 17, 2010
@Poster

Haba! Igbos offend you?

Nice joke but the title is kinda offensive.
Re: In Search Of Lions by Ben13: 2:02pm On Jun 17, 2010
Lol. . .The lions don hammer instead. grin
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Re: In Search Of Lions by Kunbee: 10:18pm On Jun 17, 2010
Beware of morgist
Re: In Search Of Lions by morgist(m): 1:24am On Jun 18, 2010
@ ben 10 thnkx 4 d correction,


@ all just a simple joke. am not trying to offend anyone.



@ kunbe na u dey suppose 2 be careful with, lol
Re: In Search Of Lions by Kunbee: 1:59am On Jun 18, 2010
I am harmless
Re: In Search Of Lions by bjmighty(m): 5:37am On Jun 18, 2010
morgist:

A man came from Europe to get lions dead or alive.so he told two igbo men and they went in search of lions.He promised $10,000 for each lion,After searching in the forest to no avail they fell asleep under a tree.One of them woke up later and saw they were surrounded by a pride of ten lions,he shook the other one saying''Chukwudi wake up,we don hammer, grin grin grin

E funny small!! grin grin grin grin
Re: In Search Of Lions by jokingmary(m): 7:29pm On Jun 18, 2010
Ben-10:

Lol. . .The lions don hammer instead. grin
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grin
Re: In Search Of Lions by cbase: 8:55pm On Jun 18, 2010
hmmm
Re: In Search Of Lions by seaman104(m): 11:47am On Jun 23, 2010
hunnnn
Re: In Search Of Lions by Nellyon(f): 7:10pm On Jul 27, 2010
all these crap about igbos loving money all come across to me as compliments! we cant just make do wit a little. we want the whole nine yards
Re: In Search Of Lions by jamoojames(m): 7:25pm On Jul 27, 2010
@ Nellyon na ture talk , Insert Quote
all these crap about igbos loving money all come across to me as compliments! we cant just make do wit a little. we want the whole nine yards.

@ THE THREAD , HAS ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT THOSE TWO GUYS BEEN SAMSON when he said we don hammer? that is self confidence, lol
Re: In Search Of Lions by Nobody: 11:43am On Jul 28, 2010
Nice one i like dat grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: In Search Of Lions by pappy4real(m): 11:50am On Jul 28, 2010
very funny, got some of us laughing in the office
Re: In Search Of Lions by Dyt(f): 9:14pm On Jul 28, 2010
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Re: In Search Of Lions by Kunbee: 11:00pm On Jul 30, 2010
Meaning
Re: In Search Of Lions by Dyt(f): 11:13pm On Jul 30, 2010
i laugh na
Re: In Search Of Lions by Kunbee: 11:19pm On Jul 30, 2010
It sounds demonic undecided
Re: In Search Of Lions by Dyt(f): 11:25pm On Jul 30, 2010
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Re: In Search Of Lions by Kunbee: 11:27pm On Jul 30, 2010
OLodo ni e
Re: In Search Of Lions by Dyt(f): 11:30pm On Jul 30, 2010
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Re: In Search Of Lions by Kunbee: 11:48pm On Jul 30, 2010
Pele tie

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