Yes,happy happy with Paulinus na Longinus my 2 latest catches.
Ha abuo di egwu na "down" :touchdown,smackdown,downtown,rikom elu na ala.

Mehnn.obi oma na akpa m today.A maghim why?

@Agaba,okwa i si na onye chotara Romeo na Ikomi ga eketa oke n'ala eze?Olekwanu oke nke m?I brought Romanus,BabyO dota Ikomi,where is the promised "things" now?ahu m di very hot ugbu a,e neediri m coolant!

Hhahaha, onye na acho ego n'isi m? a bu m osama? wetin lol, Ify di triple much lol

Odiegwu oo lol

UmuIgbo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Uwa na ato m ka okpa 9th mile Aka aoru Chukwu di egwu

A no m n'ofe,ofe na ekpo oku !

chai . . . .On On On Citius,Altius,fortius!!!!

ifyalways:

UmuIgbo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Uwa na ato m ka okpa 9th mile Aka aoru Chukwu di egwu

A no m n'ofe,ofe na ekpo oku !

chai . . . .On On On Citius,Altius,fortius!!!!

Ify kedu ihe n'eme? Idi ime ozo? nya burukwa eziokwu.

romeo:

Ify kedu ihe n'eme? Idi ime ozo? nya burukwa eziokwu.

Romeoooooo
O burugodu German machine ka m na ya bi,Ime ozokwa?I na akowa na o soso "that thing" na ato uto or eme uwa ato uto

Mba,a dighi m ime ozo kama a no m na uwa oma.
A na m eme point-and-kill,kill-and-eat na eat-and-sleep.

Onye fulu Olisa kele ya on my behalf,Ife o na emelu m di 5daful.Onu m juru na ekene!

Na waa, ify happy new year, afurum na i no nofe na aguru anu na stew, werekwa nwayoo, ihe mmadu eme ghoo nke onye ozo.

Hmmm chuku chuku babe. Where have you been?

Good you are still alive

Chiki Chik:

Na waa, ify happy new year, afurum na i no nofe na aguru anu na stew, werekwa nwayoo, ihe mmadu eme ghoo nke onye ozo.

Rofl.
E jim nwanyo aguru di anu.
Kedu ife ilo

agabaI23:

Hmmm chuku chuku babe. Where have you been?

Good you are still alive

Ehe nu!! Ezigbo Agaba ohia, omachaputa! Onwere ebe i juru romeo udi ajuju ahu? onweghi.

ifyalways:

Romeoooooo
O burugodu German machine ka m na ya bi,Ime ozokwa?I na akowa na o soso "that thing" na ato uto or eme uwa ato uto

Mba,a dighi m ime ozo kama a no m na uwa oma.
A na m eme point-and-kill,kill-and-eat na eat-and-sleep.

Onye fulu Olisa kele ya on my behalf,Ife o na emelu m di 5daful.Onu m juru na ekene!

Ifyyyyy asiri noo soso anu ka ina aguru na stew hahaha. Ihe na ato uto na egbu egbu nwanne nwanyi, Point and kill na Suya na eme abuba

Romeo o bu isi gi k'obu agba gi di ihe a?

agabaI23:

Romeoo
Chei onwero onye ga-eri ego nisi gi. Kedu onye chotara romeo? Nwanyi alakuba akorola romeo laa. ahinze chukwu maka taa

Romeo nnoo

BTW chuku chuku babe agbaala oso ozo.

Chei, Emebielaha Ify m o
chei, legodi ihe credit crunch mega m ebe a. In front of my very before, ka Ify m na enwe añuri ka onye a na eme ihe ri añaa.

Hewu! Aji dada emeela m n'okpuru ihe

Biko puta n'elu ka anyi na afu gi anya

Romanus, ihugakwa ihe m huga ngaa? Ihukwara ihe Ify m, Ify ke nani'm kwuga ngaa? Onye wu Paulinus na Longinus? Ebee ka ha si? Ara o na agba ha? Olee ete ha si mata Ify m?

Chei, ala ekwele ngwere gbaa aji!

hahahahahhahahaa Ndi ara adaputasia!!

Inyi di ochi

Ochi egbuom!

odumchi:

Inyi di ochi

Ochi egbuom!

gini togakwanu gi ochi ?
ihe a m kwuga ngaa, iche na owu joke eeh?
chei, ify igbuola m ooo, darfur wuzi onye eji achi ochi. atumbala azaalanu m o

Igbo Ndi oma, ekelem unu. Ka otito diri Chneke nke nyere any onwa nke Julayi. Anakwam ayo Chineke ka oduo anyi na onwaa, ka ihe nile anyi na etinye aka buru ihe ga abara anyi uru. Onye nwe any nonyere unu.

Igbo bu Igbo ekene m unu.

Oh ihe unu ji mgbisi akanyi eme n'eba bu ihe na atom ochi! Nsigi onwe ihe di ka ochi, ona gwo oria!

pres-elect:

gini togakwanu gi ochi ?
ihe a m kwuga ngaa, iche na owu joke eeh?
chei, ify igbuola m ooo, darfur wuzi onye eji achi ochi. atumbala azaalanu m o

Onye ebe anyi, andeh anabasalagi, Nnoh.

agabaI23:

Igbo bu Igbo ekene m unu.

Odumchi nwanne m, elee ete idi? Biko ihu Ify n'uzo, gwaram ya na o tiwaalam obi.

pres-elect:

Odumchi nwanne m, elee ete idi? Biko ihu Ify n'uzo, gwaram ya na o tiwaalam obi.

Gini na ese, nini mere, o wu gini?.

Ndi be anyi ekene m unu. Ndu diri umu nwoke dirikwa umu nwanyi (okachasi umu agboghobia )


*Grafikdon switches to his dialect* . . . Otene aka ntili isi kanwa, ya kpatala na amahumu ivwhe n'emenu n'ogbakonwa. Anrew Uweh, Agaba, Ify, Odumchi Pres-Elect, Romeo, Chik, Ikomi. . . echetaramu echetaramu. . . nkene wu anya o! Ontekwene aka ayi ji maa njakirir kana, ya mere njili ti isis kana ka mu wele malanu nke na akpotu. Bikonu owulu na onwele ivwhe owhvulu futala nu, unu atui mu azu ka mu solo kowa nke wu akuko.


Onwezihi ivwhe ozo nnwele ikwu nu. Y a duwazie onehu.

Cha Cha Cha Cha Igbo Kwenu?

Emm. . . Abum Nwa Afo Igbo amuru na Spain.

Nnem Bu Onye Spain kama Nnam bu Ezigbo nwaafor Abia.

Adikwam proud ina asu asusu Nnam n'enweghi nsogbu

El Guapo:

Cha Cha Cha Cha Igbo Kwenu?

Emm. . . Abum Nwa Afo Igbo amuru na Spain.

Nnem Bu Onye Spain kama Nnam bu Ezigbo nwaafor Abia.

Adikwam proud ina asu asusu Nnam n'enweghi nsogbu

Chukwu gozie gi. I kajara a kaja.
O bu nnagi muru gi.
I na-ede Igbo ka amuru gi na Nri.
Daalu soo

^ Daalu Nwanne m

Anom ofuma. Mvu Ify n'uzo nma ekwuruya

pres-elect:

Odumchi nwanne m, elee ete idi? Biko ihu Ify n'uzo, gwaram ya na o tiwaalam obi.

Chai, Nwanne anyi Nnoh! Amarim na nde di ka gi dinwa n'uwa. Ima otutu nde Anamuru na alibeke Amagi asusu wo, kama ih gbara iche. Biko meziwa! Aga inasu Igbo ofumma ibu onye anyi. (<-Akwa obi uto )

El Guapo:

Cha Cha Cha Cha Igbo Kwenu?

Emm. . . Abum Nwa Afo Igbo amuru na Spain.

Nnem Bu Onye Spain kama Nnam bu Ezigbo nwaafor Abia.

Adikwam proud ina asu asusu Nnam n'enweghi nsogbu

Ifyalways noooooooo dulling.

Ndi be anyi, ke ihe ana akpo 'I miss you' na Igbo?

El Guapo:

Ndi be anyi, ke ihe ana akpo 'I miss you' na Igbo?

Agwa gi nà mám.