Just in case you don't know yet i'm a gnostic atheist which means I know that gods don't exist, but if I were to worship a god or gods just for the fun of it I think I'd still prefer the gods of my ancestors which as a Yoruba are Olorun, Obatala, Orunmila, Oduduwa, Ori, Esu etc. And here are my reasons;

1. They wouldn't torture anyone for not loving them.
2. They do not command a 10% payment every month.
3. They have never ordered the destruction of other cities, towns or villages just because of their doctrines.
4. They have never created an enemy for themselves.
5. They are not jealous.
6. They have never hardened anyone's "heart" just so they could kill his or her son.
7. With the help of herbs and condiments they are actually more efficient in curing diseases.
8. They have never ordered the killing of anyone for lack of belief.
9. They have never wiped out the whole planet except one family because of sin.
10. They have never ordered the killing of people because of apostasy.

Your momma shouldda keep the placenta and rid the baby.

Ofemmanu1:
Your momma shouldda keep the placenta and rid the baby.

This is irrelevant.

Op, you make sense. Currently Yahweh and Allah are captured in a spiritual cage by the gods of our ancestors.

Doctufos: Otem Erectus 226: 13-27


13. And Otem saw how all gods of religion gather and say, we shall not let humanity and dwellers of the earth have rest of mind. And Allah said, I cannot let go my impact upon the earth.
14. Now many homos who died religious had been made the same with the gods. And they had almost equal powers with the gods. And they said also, the religion which we practise on earth must not be defeated.
15. Now Yahweh said, what shall my great name become in the mouths of the people of the earth if i agree that religion should be made of none effect in their minds? Shall they not curse my name forever?
16. And Eubius said, what shall happen to the history of Krishtanite which I have written? I shall rather protect it, or else I shall be found the greatest liar in history. And Mirza and Moloch and Eshu and many other gods said, the fun of the earth shall be lost when they do not call upon our names anymore.
17. And their continual weeping to the gods, being fun to us, shall be a thing of the past. No, we shall not allow this. Now while they spoke, the gods who wanted science and development in the world came and said, are you ready for the battle? And they said, we are ready.
18. And the battle began.
19. And Otem heard voices and saw many gods how they did all manner of inexplicable things. And there were vacuums, but only Otem and the gods of findings saw the vacuums.
20. And when the gods of religion had entered into the vacuums, they were not seen anymore.
21. And Otem awoke. And his pupils had broken the door of his house when he did not appear in the school that day. And they had done many things to revive him.
22. And Otem said, I saw all the things which you do to my body to rescue me. Why do you sit on my chest and blew my nose? Why do you disturb my sweet sleep? For the words which are made flesh are currently being conquered.
23. And henceforth, all sacred texts shall be seen as the things useful for refuse dump. And they shall lose the powers behind them, because all gods who insist on continual deception of the world through their threatening and motivational books are currently being held captive in vacuums.
24. Now for a space of three months, Otem continually saw how the gods stepped into vacuums and were not seen anymore.
25. Now when eighty-nine days was complete, the gods of findings began to carry the vacuums in their hands, dumping them into a larger vacuum. For the vacuums began to become visible when they had carried them. And they dumped more than two hundred and fifty nine thousand vacuums into a larger one.
26. And they said, Otem of truth, we have overcome the gods by vacuums, so go and make known all the things which you have seen. For we imagined the vacuums with our thoughts for the capture of the gods who are antihumans.
27. And in the vacuums shall they be for a thousand years. This is the spiritual cage of all gods who oppose development. And focus shall be shifted from the words in the books to the thoughts of the heads.