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Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by chiscomi: 2:20pm On Mar 18, 2010
House pls we need ur adise. my friend has bn married 4 three months & uptill now she's not pregnant
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by r231(m): 2:24pm On Mar 18, 2010
smiley wink smiley

what a question

tell you friend to wake around 3am and boil a pot of water,

take it outside naked and bring it bck in @ 8am in the morning

do it for 3 months, he/she will be fine
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Arkhin(m): 2:25pm On Mar 18, 2010
keep doing it morning, afternoon,night.
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by candylips(m): 2:27pm On Mar 18, 2010
just continue doing it.
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by galatico(m): 2:28pm On Mar 18, 2010
The guy should have sex vigil with the wife and see if she won't get pregnant .
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 2:29pm On Mar 18, 2010
r231:

smiley wink smiley

what a question

tell you friend to wake around 3am and boil a pot of water,

take it outside unclothed and bring it bck in @ 8am in the morning

do it for 3 months, he/she will be fine


lol  cheesy
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 2:29pm On Mar 18, 2010
Arkhin:

keep doing it morning, afternoon,night.

Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by daduke2k(m): 2:34pm On Mar 18, 2010
Advice. Jerk off inside a cup, find a long funnel and pour it inside her. Do it 4 nine days. And u wil c d result.
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 2:38pm On Mar 18, 2010
@poster, am sorry sweetie I just had to laugh, am no way laughing at your friend
condition, there no way I would do that. I know this is not a laughing matter but we
got some really crazy folks on here grin anyway here's my piece of advice:

only three months shocked why the rush? (is not as if it been three years) seriously I don't think anything is wrong with her, well
lets hope not. I just think she need to relax and leave everything to God and it will happen undecided
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by omega25red(m): 3:06pm On Mar 18, 2010
just tell your friend to visit a gyno because she might need education regarding her ovulation cycle or better yet to find out if she is producing viable eggs or maybe it is the husband who is shooting blanks. Very easy visit a doctor get answers or better yet do like the other guy said morning noon and night
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by puskin: 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2010
What a question . . . . . and so many funny ridiculous answers.
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by benz190: 3:18pm On Mar 18, 2010
The guy is either shooting blanks

or the lady is refusing to catch the ball~

either one should settle down and wait for Gawd's tyme~
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by skfa1: 3:23pm On Mar 18, 2010
benz190:

The guy is either shooting blanks

or the lady is refusing to catch the ball~

either one should settle down and wait for Gawd's tyme~


grin  grin   grin   grin   grin Una no go kill me o, LMAO , Funny thread.

Ok tell your friend to set his gun very well before he shoots and the gurl should be ready to catch the bullet  grin   grin   grin

cheiii, I trust if to say na 190, omo na straight bullet, the guy go just score straight up  grin
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by mamagee3(f): 4:32pm On Mar 18, 2010
Pray to God, his time is the best.
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Demdem(m): 4:43pm On Mar 18, 2010
Abegii, calm down. its only 3months now. The child will come jare.
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 4:47pm On Mar 18, 2010
STEP 1: Take your little woodstick
STEP 2: Find the cat
STEP 3: Insert the wood inside the cat and continue for 5-20mins depending on your athletic prowess
STEP 4: Continue this process atleast 3x a week


Thank me later.
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by kcreal(f): 5:01pm On Mar 18, 2010
Chai Chineke, these ppl are very funny. I can't stop laughing.

@ poster Are you saying three months or three years, cos if what u said is 3 months I don't think it's too late.
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 6:01pm On Mar 18, 2010
stupid questions attract stupid answers grin grin grin grin grin grin grin whatever happened 2 jokoleso (direct entry),anal sex,Mouth Gig. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by benz190: 6:14pm On Mar 18, 2010
skfa1:

grin  grin   grin   grin   grin Una no go kill me o, LMAO , Funny thread.

Ok tell your friend to set his gun very well before he shoots and the gurl should be ready to catch the bullet  grin   grin   grin

cheiii, I trust if to say na 190, omo na straight bullet, the guy go just score straight up  grin

infact i would shoot twice and kill @ one very spot~
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by mrperfect(m): 6:55pm On Mar 18, 2010
Nairaland and their help,
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by skfa1: 6:59pm On Mar 18, 2010
benz190:

infact i would shoot twice and kill @ one very spot~

lol, if u shoot twice na twins be that o, I trust u sha, na there dem dey see u  grin   grin  cheesy

shey dem ban u? ehya sorry o
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by mamagee3(f): 7:22pm On Mar 18, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

STEP 1: Take your little woodstick
STEP 2: Find the cat
STEP 3: Insert the wood inside the cat and continue for 5-20mins depending on your athletic prowess
STEP 4: Continue this process atleast 3x a week


Thank me later.
Can you please post a video of the experiment? grin
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by googles: 7:31pm On Mar 18, 2010
r231:

smiley wink smiley
what a question
tell you friend to wake around 3am and boil a pot of water,
take it outside unclothed and bring it bck in @ 8am in the morning
do it for 3 months, he/she will be fine

benz190:

The guy is either shooting blanks
or the lady is refusing to catch the ball~
either one should settle down and wait for Gawd's tyme~

Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by chemali: 7:44pm On Mar 18, 2010
someone posted a serious questions yet people are making jest of her

do you know the psycological effect that comes with childnessless
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 7:46pm On Mar 18, 2010
mama-gee:

Can you please post a video of the experiment? grin
Im making one at the moment, it should be in the stores near you in the summer wink wink wink
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by chic2pimp(m): 9:47pm On Mar 18, 2010
Fook, Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook and Fook some more!!!!!!!
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by masido(f): 10:03am On Mar 19, 2010
@poster,haba,just 4 months and you are worried!try do something with your time instead of worrying.
what about those that waited for 3 years before they could take in? Abeggi,
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Sissy3(f): 12:28pm On Mar 19, 2010
OP

are you over 30/35? 'cause age does affect your fertility.

dont worry about it too much now. its too early. you start worrying more about fertility issues when you have continuous tried for 1year unprotected and still no luck not when its only 3 months. remember stress also decreases your chances of conceiving too 'cause it messes up your cycle.

you still have LOTS of chance. try new positions in the bed, eat healthy, monitor/time your ovulation cycle etc. however, if you're still over worried you  might try seeing your OBGYN especially if you are over 30/35 to make sure everything is in place.

Good Luck and dont worry too much. be optimistic, it will happen for you. your bundle of joy is on the way
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by violent(m): 3:17pm On Mar 19, 2010
If you are sooooo disturbed, just walk into a clinic and get some fertility test done!
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by beingme(f): 11:08am On Mar 23, 2010
is ur friend worried as u re ? why not advise to go with u to a clinic and general hospital for some test?
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by etutor: 2:15am On Mar 24, 2010
let them relax i.e stress free because dt cud be adding to d delay, do their part very well, visit a gyna, check up their past and trust God n pray to give them biesssssssssssss
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Lorenz1(m): 7:53am On Mar 24, 2010
Hay tell ur friend 2 worry not cuz is just a change of weather. Make d weather settle down u go fear triplets now now like dis.

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