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Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by chiscomi: 2:20pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
House pls we need ur adise. my friend has bn married 4 three months & uptill now she's not pregnant |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by r231(m): 2:24pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
what a question tell you friend to wake around 3am and boil a pot of water, take it outside naked and bring it bck in @ 8am in the morning do it for 3 months, he/she will be fine |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Arkhin(m): 2:25pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
keep doing it morning, afternoon,night. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by candylips(m): 2:27pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
just continue doing it. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by galatico(m): 2:28pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
The guy should have sex vigil with the wife and see if she won't get pregnant . |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 2:29pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
r231: lol |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 2:29pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Arkhin:
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Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by daduke2k(m): 2:34pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Advice. Jerk off inside a cup, find a long funnel and pour it inside her. Do it 4 nine days. And u wil c d result. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 2:38pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
@poster, am sorry sweetie I just had to laugh, am no way laughing at your friend condition, there no way I would do that. I know this is not a laughing matter but we got some really crazy folks on here anyway here's my piece of advice: only three months why the rush? (is not as if it been three years) seriously I don't think anything is wrong with her, well lets hope not. I just think she need to relax and leave everything to God and it will happen |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by omega25red(m): 3:06pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
just tell your friend to visit a gyno because she might need education regarding her ovulation cycle or better yet to find out if she is producing viable eggs or maybe it is the husband who is shooting blanks. Very easy visit a doctor get answers or better yet do like the other guy said morning noon and night |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by puskin: 3:14pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
What a question . . . . . and so many funny ridiculous answers. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by benz190: 3:18pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
The guy is either shooting blanks or the lady is refusing to catch the ball~ either one should settle down and wait for Gawd's tyme~ |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by skfa1: 3:23pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
benz190: Una no go kill me o, LMAO , Funny thread. Ok tell your friend to set his gun very well before he shoots and the gurl should be ready to catch the bullet cheiii, I trust if to say na 190, omo na straight bullet, the guy go just score straight up |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by mamagee3(f): 4:32pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Pray to God, his time is the best. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Demdem(m): 4:43pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Abegii, calm down. its only 3months now. The child will come jare. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 4:47pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
STEP 1: Take your little woodstick STEP 2: Find the cat STEP 3: Insert the wood inside the cat and continue for 5-20mins depending on your athletic prowess STEP 4: Continue this process atleast 3x a week Thank me later. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by kcreal(f): 5:01pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Chai Chineke, these ppl are very funny. I can't stop laughing. @ poster Are you saying three months or three years, cos if what u said is 3 months I don't think it's too late. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 6:01pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
stupid questions attract stupid answers whatever happened 2 jokoleso (direct entry),anal sex,Mouth Gig. |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by benz190: 6:14pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
skfa1: infact i would shoot twice and kill @ one very spot~ |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by mrperfect(m): 6:55pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Nairaland and their help, |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by skfa1: 6:59pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
benz190: lol, if u shoot twice na twins be that o, I trust u sha, na there dem dey see u shey dem ban u? ehya sorry o |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by mamagee3(f): 7:22pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Ebonyeyes:Can you please post a video of the experiment? |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by googles: 7:31pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
r231: benz190:
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Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by chemali: 7:44pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
someone posted a serious questions yet people are making jest of her do you know the psycological effect that comes with childnessless |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Nobody: 7:46pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
mama-gee:Im making one at the moment, it should be in the stores near you in the summer |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by chic2pimp(m): 9:47pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Fook, Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook,Fook and Fook some more!!!!!!! |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by masido(f): 10:03am On Mar 19, 2010 |
@poster,haba,just 4 months and you are worried!try do something with your time instead of worrying. what about those that waited for 3 years before they could take in? Abeggi, |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Sissy3(f): 12:28pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
OP are you over 30/35? 'cause age does affect your fertility. dont worry about it too much now. its too early. you start worrying more about fertility issues when you have continuous tried for 1year unprotected and still no luck not when its only 3 months. remember stress also decreases your chances of conceiving too 'cause it messes up your cycle. you still have LOTS of chance. try new positions in the bed, eat healthy, monitor/time your ovulation cycle etc. however, if you're still over worried you might try seeing your OBGYN especially if you are over 30/35 to make sure everything is in place. Good Luck and dont worry too much. be optimistic, it will happen for you. your bundle of joy is on the way |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by violent(m): 3:17pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
If you are sooooo disturbed, just walk into a clinic and get some fertility test done! |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by beingme(f): 11:08am On Mar 23, 2010 |
is ur friend worried as u re ? why not advise to go with u to a clinic and general hospital for some test? |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by etutor: 2:15am On Mar 24, 2010 |
let them relax i.e stress free because dt cud be adding to d delay, do their part very well, visit a gyna, check up their past and trust God n pray to give them biesssssssssssss |
Re: Hw Does It Take 2 Be Pregnant by Lorenz1(m): 7:53am On Mar 24, 2010 |
Hay tell ur friend 2 worry not cuz is just a change of weather. Make d weather settle down u go fear triplets now now like dis. |
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