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If Jesus Was Christian - Chika Nwakanma by adepoj99(m): 8:43am On Nov 05, 2017
Bodyguards would have barricaded,

And the blood would still be an issue.

Offerings bowls would be passed around,

To feed the multitude.

To Jerusalem, a convoy of cars,

He would need- A grand entrance

For Pilate, an army of lawyers,

To mount defence.

The woman in Samaria would continually thirst,

Because he has ethnic preference.

The merchants in church would bring returns.

He would build universities his members can’t afford.

In his ‘holiness’, he won’t wash dirty feet,

For his reverence, he won’t sleep in the streets.

Miracles would be public spectacles,

Lazarus would have paid a handful.

The blind man would lean on his staff,

Waiting for the angel to stir the water.

He would have sold his soul to the devil,

for the riches of the world.

He would send the ‘holy ghost’ fire,

To cremeate judas,

The cup of life would have passed over,

And he would be another jonah.

He would have used the courts,

To block the pains of the cross.

Asking not forgiveness,

for the mob that cursed.

he would never have died like a thief,

To bring humanity everlasting relief

Because jesus was not christian.

He did not subscribe earthly dogmas

And earthly rites

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